The Phantom Dialers

A few years ago  I had super religious people living next door to me, you know the type we're better than anyone else,anyway they notice the television cable under my house and they disconnected it from the splitter.

They probably thought my television cables were phone wires and  called the police . One policeman showed up at my door, he told me the sheriff department called the police department saying my phone keeps phantom dialing 911, but I did not hear any sirens, so I knew it was a setup.

 I was waiting for him to point at the cable wires which he did, and shouted" It would have not happen if I hadn't  mess with these phone wires !"

I told him those are not telephone wires, my telephone wires are on the back side of my house. I showed him the black box ( a consumer box) ,the right side is okay for consumer use, but not the left side. 

The left side is for telephone company use only.The policeman notice that the phone wires were much smaller,  I even had showed him my bank statements proving that I am actually paying for the cable/internet and phone, and he can confirm it by calling those companies.

After the policeman left I had check my phone lines and reconnected by television cable to the splitter.

The thing to do now is prevent those super religious church people from disconnecting my lines. 

I did this by hiding the real wiring under ground then I got another loose television cable, I buried the "fake" cable part way , cut the top part in two and stripped them. 

Now when my neighbors see the fake cable cut into two they'll leave it alone, and to be safe I did the same  on my phone wires; Fake (disconnected) phone wires sticking above ground.Now I can watch cable television and use my phone without interruptions.

Fortunately, my super religious neighbors had moved out, and I know they will screw up completely some day, because their whole family are complete idiots, not even one smart one among the bunch.

NOTE:  The cable company's job is to install cable at your house, what you do with it, is your business that includes connected it to a 2-way, 3-way etc splitters.(end)

Dirty Tricks Of TV Faith Healers

Since I am not superstitious I do not believe in ghosts except for the holy ghost or if you wish the holy spirit. (The God that is with in you)

One day my brother called and told me a female friend of his has been having stomach problems, he ask me if I am the rest of the church could prayed for her, after three weeks she was cured. My brother told me those prayers probably have work.

When you ask God for a healing it doesn't take place right away it has to be done gradually, after all if you scrape your knee it is going to take few days to have it healed.

God does answer prayers even those of healing but the answer she/he might likely to give is to wait. Keep praying and don't give up hope. In severed cases the answer may be wait, wait and wait.

Most answers in prayers if not physical healing, then it might be they discovered and created a new drug that takes care of the problem.Yes, a discovery of a new drug may have been an answer to prayers.

How about the faith healers on tv ? They seem to heal people right away. Well, those faith healers are all fake and they can be dangerous when people are told not to go to doctors and to throw their prescription pills  away.If your church is like that.. then it is time to leave and to report them.

It is okay to go to church to ask for a healing, but also do  what your doctor tells you and keep taking your prescriptions..after all my pastor still wears his eye glasses :)  (end)
                click here for fake faith healer tricks (17 minutes)

I Am, What I Am NOT

Thought it was time to update my profile, however most of my private life is let's say top secret; to protect myself and others from harm, from the weirdos on the internet, but I do trust my Facebook friends, twitter followers and the people who I follow. My personal Facebook account is private. Now for the profile...

First, I am not a white extremist, nor I ever will be, if we want peace, we all have to get along. All hate groups are block on all my browsers and on Facebook and Twitter. Also I have blocked all Trump media from my facebook and twitter, I want a Trump free zone and I am not allowing anyone to pollute my pages with his pictures and fake information.

Second:  I believe one should get rid of their superstitions in order to think straight. I walked past black cats' paths and accidentally broke a few mirrors in my lifetime, and nothing happens even though there are people who try to compare them to unrelated events. Being afraid of this and that is no way to live, and it is very unfounded.

Good luck and bad luck depends mostly how one looks at things. The weak-minded pillow guy predicted that Trump will be re-instated on August 13 this year which fall on a Friday. It never happen,  Biden still is President;  To the Trump Nazis it is considered bad luck, to me it is considered good luck. It depends how you look at it. :)

I do believe in God, but I do not believe what some religions try to push certain beliefs down my throat. No one is righter than the other, that's what I believe so deal with it, nor do I believe I am right all the time and everybody else is wrong; 

Not only that, but these people who think you're wrong about religion also think you're also wrong about everything else, like math, for example. If a person wants to get married, they have to marry someone who is in their church, that's not right, marry whoever you want. Throw those stupid rules down the garbage.

And I will never be "I am brother better than you". In any event respect all peaceful religions but still I also believe there may be something wrong, when a person in a $1700 suit passes a plate and ask for money. Jesus came to earth to die, what does he need money for?

Thirdly I am not a misogynist I respect, appreciate and love women, and the love is pure love, not the type "I want something from you" Most of the movies and tv shows I had had bought stars mostly a famous female or females. Now this does not make me a stalker, it makes me a collector.

As for a person's sexual orientations, I do not care one way or the other, they're still beautiful people, and deserve to be appreciated, respected and loved like anyone else. so again, deal with it. It's not interfering with my life or others. Even though I am straight, I will have no problem flying a rainbow flag on my property. Let's get along.

I will never add fuel to the fires of hatred, I will never respond to trolls. 

Also, I cannot read or speak Russian. I have nothing against Russians, but I do get Russian comments on my blog, in any event I will never click on any links from people I do not know or trust. I had to delete a page on my blog, that took care of the problem, so I won't have to put up with 34 Russian comments, each time, they never been read, I do not have the time.

I will accept comments in American English, Original German or European Spainish. Play True Love video below, yes, it is a beautiful song, so I guess you want to see the whole movie, okay the title of the movie is High Society (1956)....*end*

                          click here for True Love

Bottled Water Or Home Filtered ?

So what is the cheapest way to go on filtered water ? A lot of that depends on your household size and your environment *, so you may have to figure that out yourselves on which way to go or even half and half.

My city water tastes terrible but it is still safe to drink, in spite of that, I did buy a under the tap water filter that reduces lead levels, herbicides,insecticides  even viruses, bacteria by 99% etc. How did the filtered water taste ?  It has no flavor at all which is a good sign.

The inside  filter must be change every 100 gallons, there is a gauge that tells you if your filter needs changing or not.So what does that mean math wise?

Since each filter must be replace every 100 gallons, It means each filter can fill...
                     100- 1 gallon bottles.    (128 ounces each)
                                                or
                     200- 1/2 gallon bottles. (64 ounces each)
                                                or
                     400-  quart size bottles  (32 ounces each)
                                                or
                     800-   pint size bottles   (16 ounces each)

Since most bottled water comes in 16.9 ounce size that'll come out to 757 bottles.Not bad for a $25 water filtering system and with replacement filters costing less than $10 each, not too mention saving the environment from plastic bottles. 

.One thing to remember most bottled water may be filtered local city water, except you won't have to wait to drink it,* but home filtered water really does NOT take long to be poured into a bottle, and to me it seems it is way- way cheaper saving hundreds or maybe even thousands of dollars per year.

NOTE: RUNNING HOT WATER THROUGH A WATER FILTER RUINS THEM, BUT IT IS OKAY FOR THE NON-FILTER SIDE IN CASE YOU'RE DOING DISHES ETC. BUT MAKE SURE WATER IS COLD BEFORE TURNING ON THE FILTERED SIDE.
Hot weather is just right around the corner, so it may be a good idea to have filtered ice cold water inside your refrigerator during those times. (end)

Olivia Newton-John

I heard news that Olivia's cancer is coming back and I also read that she is doing fine. Good news there.

I believe it was April 28, 1976 when there were advertisements that Olivia Newton-John was going to be performing at Terre Haute, Indiana, but there was one problem, back then I was working nights at a factory, I told the other workers (leaving the day time shift) "I wish I could see her concert" , my foreman told me I could talk to the boss and take a few personal days off.

 I saw Olivia performed. We never met , but I  was still breathing the same air as she was, and in the same room as she was; That was very cool  in itself and it made me very happy.

 In the 1980's I was writing fan letters and trying to get her autograph  I wrote to every movie studio and all the TV stations in California and New York, but according to the recent movie "Hopefully Devoted To You  (Delta Goodrem as Olivia)"  she had a stalker,  while watching the movie I felt  very selfish, she has problems of her own and here I am bothering everyone to get her autograph,  fortunately the stalker was caught and jailed.

I guess it was after the stalker got caught was when I got her autograph, not only that but a few weeks later Universal studios sent me a copy of her autographed picture.Once I got the autographs I made a promise not to write to her again, which I kept.

 I do follow her on Facebook and Twitter and retweet some of her stuff, but I never will reply to her; After all, a promise is a promise. That's just how I roll;  Just wish I can prove that I'm sincere.(end)
             click here for preview of Hopefully Devoted To You

Reconciling A Bank Statement

NOTE: TO PROTECT MY PRIVACY THE CREDITORS AND THE CHECK AMOUNTS WILL NOT BE SHOWN.JUST THE CHECK NUMBERS WHICH I ALSO HAVE CHANGED.

Everyone has their own way of doing things, their way and my way, and here's my way of reconciling a bank statement. First off I write my "balance this statement" or "end statement" and write the total on a separate piece of paper.

Next I look at the check numbers on my bank statement and notice my smallest check number is 1910 and largest is 1919  I write those numbers down on a sheet of paper.
1910
1911
1912
1913
1914
1915
1916
1917
1918
1919
The next step is to compare those check numbers on the sheet of paper against the bank check numbers on the bank statement, if the numbers are found in the bank statement then they're cross out on the extra sheet of paper, if not then I circle them.

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Okay let's suppose all the check numbers are crossed out except for check numbers 1912 and 1918. First I have to make sure they are actually outstanding checks, I go through the previous bank statements about three months back and I notice I have found check number 1912 so I can cross that out as well. 

Then I check if I could  find check number 1918 on the previous bank statements but I cannot find it in any where in my previous bank statements, so check number 1918 remains an outstanding check.

                      I'm not done yet
I have to get my checkbook out and since the current bank statement ended in check number 1919  I write the numbers that are in my checkbook on the paper starting with 1920  on-- with the amounts written beside them.
1920
1921
1922
OLC
OLC

So what is OLC ? That's what I write in my checkbook when I pay by online check or electronic transfer; It's paying bills online .the dates and billers are also written down beside them.

I add the AMOUNTS of the checks (not the check numbers themselves)  plus the the two OLC amounts 1918 + 1920 + 1921+1922 + OLC + OLC

And I simply subtract that total amount from my "ending balance" or "balance this statement"   displayed on my bank statement, and the result is the money I have  in the bank now.

In short I find which check numbers are missing from my bank statements add their amounts then deduct the total for my current bank statement's "ending balance" or "balance this statement"

Of course there may be other charges as well, debit card and/or credit card which must be subtracted from the total and maybe outstanding deposits that should be added to that total.

Oh, one more thing if you want to make a cash withdrawal simply write a check to yourself and write that amount in your checkbook and then cash it from inside your bank.It's easier to make a record that way :)

Calculating TV Energy Costs

Last week I have bought a 32 inch led tv  on its box was a sticker saying if I only use it for only 5 hours a day and assuming my electric rate is 12 cents a kilowatt hour it would only cost me $6 a year to operate it. Is that true ? Let's find out. 

First off televisions like that only uses about 30 watts of electricity and if I use it only 5 hours a day  I need to multiply 30 by 5 which gives us the answer of 150 watt hours.

Next step is to change the watt hours to kilowatt hours I can do that by simply dividing 150 by 1000 which gives us the result of .15 kilowatt hours.

The next step is to multiply the amount of the kilowatt hours by the twelve cents electric rate .15 x .12 which gives us the answer of .018 cents a day, 

Finally multiply the .018 by 365 (days in a  non-leap year)
.018 x 365 which equals  6.57 so there we have it;  If a 30 watt tv is use 5 hours a day with a electric rate of 12 cents a kilowatt hour  then my yearly cost is $6.57 (six dollars and 57 cents)

 If the television is use for 10 hours a day simply double the $6.57 which makes it $13.14 a year.

Now if ones electric rate is only 6 cents a kilowatt hour simply half the totals:
                       $6.57 / 2 =$3.28 a year 5 hours a day.
                     $13.14 / 2 =$6.57 a year 10 hours a day.

                     

Hazel Quits Her Old Life

Hazel a 26 young pretty female wearing a jacket Stanley had custom and bought  for her birthday entered a bar and decided to quit going out with her boyfriend Ike.A heart is going to be broken but she has to do what she has to do.

Hazel: "Ike ?, I am breaking up with you, for one thing I am getting very tired of being your sex doll,and then like being thrown away until next time. I want someone that actually loves me, the pure love that my platonic friend Stanley offers, I am getting tired of  big alcoholic parties then throwing up in toilets every Wednesday and Friday; Why would anyone call that fun?"

Ike: "Stanley? He is old enough to be your grandfather and he never did have our way of fun, he's an idiot !"

Hazel: "First off Stanley and I are just friends and he is helping me, I am quitting my overly drinking, for I have heard of one drunken person being carrying off to the hospital and had to be fitted with a pace maker, that person from now on has to stay clear of any devices that carry a mircowave  signal like a cellphone. You do not know what a mircowave signal is, do you Ike?  That's another reason I am breaking up with you, you're a dumb ass !"

Ike: "Stanley is just taking advantage of you and probably be asking you for favors !, mark my words."

Hazel:"Stanley will never do that, since I have met Stanley my life is for the better, for one thing I know I can still have platonic fun, Stanley even showed me how to reconcile my bank statement, wasn't hard at all,  he  also showed me a site on the internet on how to stop being superstitious, he said if when peoples' brains are polluted with superstitions  there is no way these people can be thinking rationally, they always will have confusing thoughts,  being paranoid being afraid of this and that, that is no way to live,Stanley had help me to get back on my feet, since I had quit my old life,I'm feeling better,my organs are healing , my brain is clearer , and I can now do things on my own, but Stanley and I will always remain friends, he'll never ask me for favors or money for his help , he did it purely outta of his love for me." 

Hazel walks out of the bar and Ike sees what it says on back of her birthday jacket:

                         100%  HUMAN

                         100%  BEAUTIFUL

                         100%  LOVED

                                           public domain picture

I will never play violent video games and anagrams

Yes, I like video games but I will never play the violent ones, I don't even watch R-rated and above horror movies. Grand Theft Auto is definitely a game I will not play.Adults should pay attention to the ratings of the video games they are buying for their kids the rating on most say 'For 17 and over' if they're younger than that they may start playing real life video games in real life.

I do have a commodore computer and I know basic computer language so I can write my own programs,  I also have a video game collection like Pac-man, Pac-man jr and Mrs. Pac-man and even space invaders along with checkers and chess on floppy disks.

 You have to think in chess;  In checkers if you lose the first checker then you are usually going to lose the game, unless, of course, there is a double and triple jump later on in the game.

My late aunt Helen supposedly done her crossword puzzles in ink ,after giving my late mom the answer pages. Oldest trick in the world, she had two copies of the same book, one with all the correct answers aleady filled in; What a phony! Nobody can possibly know everything.

There are a lot of game choices, but as for kids I believe it's better if they go outside and play basketball or something, weather permitting,If it's raining then....
One choice is to get a puzzle book on anagrams,it's just as fun and it's a fun game to play. See video below :

 

(End)

The Super Heroine's Daughter

Some time ago a super-heroine's daughter actually died and a God/Goddess brought her back to life, that itself was a miracle.Right now she is lying on a hospital bed being aware of everything around her.

On this particular  planet if one actually needed organs the doctors can grow them in a matter of hours by using the person's DNA, but even with all that advance technology  they still need to operate. Fortunately, the super-heroine's daughter's organs are gradually healing on their own and doesn't require replacements.

One day her superhero mom came to the hospital for a visit, along with food from a near by restaurant. The super heroine knew her daughter wanted two triple cheeseburgers, a chocolate milk shake and french fries the doctor's had approved this menu since she needed to get her strength up.

But how did she get the message to her mom?  She doesn't have her cellphone, simple the super heroine's daughter is telepathic. Telepathic ? Yes, the way it works she sends words themselves one at a time which her mom can read inside of her own brain, like a book: It's like if someone is sending a text message from cellphone to cellphone, except in this case it is brain to brain.The distance doesn't matter it's unlimited.

But how did the super heroine knew the one casting words to her brain was her daughter ? She felt her daughter's extreme love that she has for her.In fact, after super heroine's daughter had finished her meal she hug her mom and they COULD NOT be pulled apart not even with a crowbar. 

The super-heroine heard a cry for help and had to take off. Her daughter is restless now, which the doctors say is a good sign. She will be up to full par in a few days.(end)
                       see also Superheroes' Failed Mission

                                                             Public domain picture

Omnivore More About Me

There are animals that are carnivores (eats only meat) and herbivores (eats only plant life) but I am both which makes me an omnivore (eats both meat and plants). 

However I don't like eating amphibians, reptiles,  fish , bugs, sea food, wild game or bush meat which I believe the latter is illegal.

I will eat chicken and turkey but that is it for the bird group as for the mammal group pigs and cows.

I have had eaten strange foods when I was a kid like cow brains, cow tongue, mutton (sheep), sardines YUCK.  My parents will always try to make me eat those  at the dinner table while  repeatedly saying "mmm this is good"  that doesn't work,  If a person does not like something, they don't like it. I was force to eat a little bit but I never did ask for seconds.Even when I made tuna noodle I always substituted the tuna with chicken.

They like this and don't like that, others like that but not this:  A fox carrying off a rabbit may seem cruel, but it is part of nature's balancing act.  I also believe people having different tastes is part of this balancing act. I have Asian friends that dig for earthworms every morning, remove their tracks and then fry those earthworms for breakfast as for this type of breakfast I'll pass.

 I am not strictly an omnivore, some time ago I had to pay an unexpected bill and ate nothing but pancakes with syrup for a week, waiting for  my next check to came.A pancake mix I made with corn flour and regular wheat flour along with syrup made with brown sugar boiled in water.

I do not care for fancy restaurants or eating fish eggs or snails usually on Friday I order myself a cheeseburger and plop money down for the salad bar. I was with my sister one day and she ask me "Why do you need the salad bar, the salad is right on top of your cheeseburger ?"  Geeze

I am not the type do what others do. I never did hunt or fish even when I was a kid;  Or mushroom hunt for that matter.  Back in the 1950's you can get a whole 16 ounce can or package of mushrooms for 15 cents, so why bother?

Just because I am an omnivore doesn't mean on some meals I can become a herbivore meaning I wouldn't mind green onions, corn bread, baked beans and a tall glass of iced tea like Ray Stevens' song  below ,and it makes sense why pay hundreds for a plate that only has two bites;  By the way "soupe du jour" is French for "soup of the day" (end): 
                  click here for Ray Stevens' Video