Hazel Quits Her Old Life

Hazel a 26 young pretty female wearing a jacket Stanley had custom and bought  for her birthday entered a bar and decided to quit going out with her boyfriend Ike.A heart is going to be broken but she has to do what she has to do.

Hazel: "Ike ?, I am breaking up with you, for one thing I am getting very tired of being your sex doll,and then like being thrown away until next time. I want someone that actually loves me, the pure love that my platonic friend Stanley offers, I am getting tired of  big alcoholic parties then throwing up in toilets every Wednesday and Friday; Why would anyone call that fun?"

Ike: "Stanley? He is old enough to be your grandfather and he never did have our way of fun, he's an idiot !"

Hazel: "First off Stanley and I are just friends and he is helping me, I am quitting my overly drinking, for I have heard of one drunken person being carrying off to the hospital and had to be fitted with a pace maker, that person from now on has to stay clear of any devices that carry a mircowave  signal like a cellphone. You do not know what a mircowave signal is, do you Ike?  That's another reason I am breaking up with you, you're a dumb ass !"

Ike: "Stanley is just taking advantage of you and probably be asking you for favors !, mark my words."

Hazel:"Stanley will never do that, since I have met Stanley my life is for the better, for one thing I know I can still have platonic fun, Stanley even showed me how to reconcile my bank statement, wasn't hard at all,  he  also showed me a site on the internet on how to stop being superstitious, he said if when peoples' brains are polluted with superstitions  there is no way these people can be thinking rationally, they always will have confusing thoughts,  being paranoid being afraid of this and that, that is no way to live,Stanley had help me to get back on my feet, since I had quit my old life,I'm feeling better,my organs are healing , my brain is clearer , and I can now do things on my own, but Stanley and I will always remain friends, he'll never ask me for favors or money for his help , he did it purely outta of his love for me." 

Hazel walks out of the bar and Ike sees what it says on back of her birthday jacket:

                         100%  HUMAN

                         100%  BEAUTIFUL

                         100%  LOVED

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