A few years ago I had super religious people living next door to me, you know the type we're better than anyone else,anyway they notice the television cable under my house and they disconnected it from the splitter.
They probably thought my television cables were phone wires and called the police . One policeman showed up at my door, he told me the sheriff department called the police department saying my phone keeps phantom dialing 911, but I did not hear any sirens, so I knew it was a setup.
I was waiting for him to point at the cable wires which he did, and shouted" It would have not happen if I hadn't mess with these phone wires !"
I told him those are not telephone wires, my telephone wires are on the back side of my house. I showed him the black box ( a consumer box) ,the right side is okay for consumer use, but not the left side.
The left side is for telephone company use only.The policeman notice that the phone wires were much smaller, I even had showed him my bank statements proving that I am actually paying for the cable/internet and phone, and he can confirm it by calling those companies.
After the policeman left I had check my phone lines and reconnected by television cable to the splitter.
The thing to do now is prevent those super religious church people from disconnecting my lines.
I did this by hiding the real wiring under ground then I got another loose television cable, I buried the "fake" cable part way , cut the top part in two and stripped them.
Now when my neighbors see the fake cable cut into two they'll leave it alone, and to be safe I did the same on my phone wires; Fake (disconnected) phone wires sticking above ground.Now I can watch cable television and use my phone without interruptions.
Fortunately, my super religious neighbors had moved out, and I know they will screw up completely some day, because their whole family are complete idiots, not even one smart one among the bunch.
NOTE: The cable company's job is to install cable at your house, what you do with it, is your business that includes connected it to a 2-way, 3-way etc splitters.(end)
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