Hazel Quits Her Old Life

Hazel a 26 young pretty female wearing a jacket Stanley had custom and bought  for her birthday entered a bar and decided to quit going out with her boyfriend Ike.A heart is going to be broken but she has to do what she has to do.

Hazel: "Ike ?, I am breaking up with you, for one thing I am getting very tired of being your sex doll,and then like being thrown away until next time. I want someone that actually loves me, the pure love that my platonic friend Stanley offers, I am getting tired of  big alcoholic parties then throwing up in toilets every Wednesday and Friday; Why would anyone call that fun?"

Ike: "Stanley? He is old enough to be your grandfather and he never did have our way of fun, he's an idiot !"

Hazel: "First off Stanley and I are just friends and he is helping me, I am quitting my overly drinking, for I have heard of one drunken person being carrying off to the hospital and had to be fitted with a pace maker, that person from now on has to stay clear of any devices that carry a mircowave  signal like a cellphone. You do not know what a mircowave signal is, do you Ike?  That's another reason I am breaking up with you, you're a dumb ass !"

Ike: "Stanley is just taking advantage of you and probably be asking you for favors !, mark my words."

Hazel:"Stanley will never do that, since I have met Stanley my life is for the better, for one thing I know I can still have platonic fun, Stanley even showed me how to reconcile my bank statement, wasn't hard at all,  he  also showed me a site on the internet on how to stop being superstitious, he said if when peoples' brains are polluted with superstitions  there is no way these people can be thinking rationally, they always will have confusing thoughts,  being paranoid being afraid of this and that, that is no way to live,Stanley had help me to get back on my feet, since I had quit my old life,I'm feeling better,my organs are healing , my brain is clearer , and I can now do things on my own, but Stanley and I will always remain friends, he'll never ask me for favors or money for his help , he did it purely outta of his love for me." 

Hazel walks out of the bar and Ike sees what it says on back of her birthday jacket:

                         100%  HUMAN

                         100%  BEAUTIFUL

                         100%  LOVED

                                           public domain picture

I will never play violent video games and anagrams

Yes, I like video games but I will never play the violent ones, I don't even watch R-rated and above horror movies. Grand Theft Auto is definitely a game I will not play.Adults should pay attention to the ratings of the video games they are buying for their kids the rating on most say 'For 17 and over' if they're younger than that they may start playing real life video games in real life.

I do have a commodore computer and I know basic computer language so I can write my own programs,  I also have a video game collection like Pac-man, Pac-man jr and Mrs. Pac-man and even space invaders along with checkers and chess on floppy disks.

 You have to think in chess;  In checkers if you lose the first checker then you are usually going to lose the game, unless, of course, there is a double and triple jump later on in the game.

My late aunt Helen supposedly done her crossword puzzles in ink ,after giving my late mom the answer pages. Oldest trick in the world, she had two copies of the same book, one with all the correct answers aleady filled in; What a phony! Nobody can possibly know everything.

There are a lot of game choices, but as for kids I believe it's better if they go outside and play basketball or something, weather permitting,If it's raining then....
One choice is to get a puzzle book on anagrams,it's just as fun and it's a fun game to play. See video below :

 

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The Super Heroine's Daughter

Some time ago a super-heroine's daughter actually died and a God/Goddess brought her back to life, that itself was a miracle.Right now she is lying on a hospital bed being aware of everything around her.

On this particular  planet if one actually needed organs the doctors can grow them in a matter of hours by using the person's DNA, but even with all that advance technology  they still need to operate. Fortunately, the super-heroine's daughter's organs are gradually healing on their own and doesn't require replacements.

One day her superhero mom came to the hospital for a visit, along with food from a near by restaurant. The super heroine knew her daughter wanted two triple cheeseburgers, a chocolate milk shake and french fries the doctor's had approved this menu since she needed to get her strength up.

But how did she get the message to her mom?  She doesn't have her cellphone, simple the super heroine's daughter is telepathic. Telepathic ? Yes, the way it works she sends words themselves one at a time which her mom can read inside of her own brain, like a book: It's like if someone is sending a text message from cellphone to cellphone, except in this case it is brain to brain.The distance doesn't matter it's unlimited.

But how did the super heroine knew the one casting words to her brain was her daughter ? She felt her daughter's extreme love that she has for her.In fact, after super heroine's daughter had finished her meal she hug her mom and they COULD NOT be pulled apart not even with a crowbar. 

The super-heroine heard a cry for help and had to take off. Her daughter is restless now, which the doctors say is a good sign. She will be up to full par in a few days.(end)
                       see also Superheroes' Failed Mission

                                                             Public domain picture

Omnivore More About Me

There are animals that are carnivores (eats only meat) and herbivores (eats only plant life) but I am both which makes me an omnivore (eats both meat and plants). 

However I don't like eating amphibians, reptiles,  fish , bugs, sea food, wild game or bush meat which I believe the latter is illegal.

I will eat chicken and turkey but that is it for the bird group as for the mammal group pigs and cows.

I have had eaten strange foods when I was a kid like cow brains, cow tongue, mutton (sheep), sardines YUCK.  My parents will always try to make me eat those  at the dinner table while  repeatedly saying "mmm this is good"  that doesn't work,  If a person does not like something, they don't like it. I was force to eat a little bit but I never did ask for seconds.Even when I made tuna noodle I always substituted the tuna with chicken.

They like this and don't like that, others like that but not this:  A fox carrying off a rabbit may seem cruel, but it is part of nature's balancing act.  I also believe people having different tastes is part of this balancing act. I have Asian friends that dig for earthworms every morning, remove their tracks and then fry those earthworms for breakfast as for this type of breakfast I'll pass.

 I am not strictly an omnivore, some time ago I had to pay an unexpected bill and ate nothing but pancakes with syrup for a week, waiting for  my next check to came.A pancake mix I made with corn flour and regular wheat flour along with syrup made with brown sugar boiled in water.

I do not care for fancy restaurants or eating fish eggs or snails usually on Friday I order myself a cheeseburger and plop money down for the salad bar. I was with my sister one day and she ask me "Why do you need the salad bar, the salad is right on top of your cheeseburger ?"  Geeze

I am not the type do what others do. I never did hunt or fish even when I was a kid;  Or mushroom hunt for that matter.  Back in the 1950's you can get a whole 16 ounce can or package of mushrooms for 15 cents, so why bother?

Just because I am an omnivore doesn't mean on some meals I can become a herbivore meaning I wouldn't mind green onions, corn bread, baked beans and a tall glass of iced tea like Ray Stevens' song  below ,and it makes sense why pay hundreds for a plate that only has two bites;  By the way "soupe du jour" is French for "soup of the day" (end): 
                  click here for Ray Stevens' Video

Honoring My Grandmothers.

Ivy was my grandmother on my mom's side and live 300 miles away from us, on Christmas she would mail us kids gifts and five dollar bills to each of us kids.$5 was like $50 back then and every summer she would visit us for one to two weeks.

One summer Red Skeleton was going to be at the Ohio State fair and my grandmother wanted to see him, so we went, my grandmother, my mom and I. 

I remember Ivy giving our "gate entrance " tickets to the guard and he tore them in half and my grandmother jokingly said" We paid $3 each  for these tickets and there he goes tearing them up !" the guard simply laugh.  We got our ticket halves and we were all on our way.The entertainment at the Ohio State fair was all free (at that time anyway) and we simply walked in.

Now I do not remember if this was the same year or not but Ivy also wanted to see Art Linkletter ("Kids Say The Darnest Things") and we also saw him at the Ohio State fair as well.

My grandmother on my dad's side did visit us one time. We kids did not know any better and said "That is not grandma !" but she gave us gifts anyway.She stayed for couple of days then went home.

There are a lot of stars I saw performing at the Ohio State fair, just by myself. One day I told my mom I was going to the fair to see Bobby Bare, my mom jokingly said "Don't you want to see him with his clothes on ?" Me:  "Geeze !"

In my teenage years the stars I had  seen at the Ohio State fair were all female. The female stars I saw performing  during various years were Vikki Carr, Molly Bee, Jodi Miller, Petula Clark, Liza Minnelli,Skeeter Davis, Bobbi Martin and Dusty Springfield and a whole lot more .

                  God, Dusty Springfield was beautiful !" 

Unfortunately, Bobbi Martin and Dusty Springfield both died of breast cancer. Always get those breasts check out, your family and friends will still love you, even if one of two of your breasts have to be cut off.You don't want that cancer to spread to the rest of your body. They all want you alive that's the most important thing.

Finally, Ivy's favorite game was "Have You Ever Seen ?"  here you say two nouns but the second noun is use as a verb for example "Have you ever seen a porch swing ?" or "Have you ever seen a head light ?" 
IN the picture below from left to right, my late mom Mary, my late grandmother Ivy (on my mom's side) and My late non-toxic uncle Dean (on my mom's side):

                                              (end)

Welcome, Jodie Whittaker With Open Arms

                      The opinions are strictly my own.
   Today October 7th BBC AMERICA at 1:45 EDT will be premiering the first FEMALE  Dr. Who portrayed by Jodie Whittaker who is more than welcome, simply because she's pretty and lady like. A lady that I respect, appreciate and platonic love.

         How can the TARDIS be bigger in the inside ? 
 When people go through those doors they're entering a different dimension in space and the TARDIS  takes that dimension where ever or when ever it travels. Yes, Dr. Who operates the TARDIS from a different dimension in space, well at least it is a good explanation as any :)

Remember the old Twilight Zone's opening where they picture a flying door ? The door is two dimensional, but when that door is open , each time, there is always a different bigger dimension to enter; Which I would advise against, in this case anyway.

          Why the sonic screwdriver and psychic paper ?
 Each episode of Dr. Who lasts about 50 minutes or less, and NOT writing a second story or subplot on how she/he got into places saves time;  Regardless everything has to fit with the story line. The sonic screwdriver and/or psychic paper will never be use for the conclusion of its episodes; That's a NO NO !

  BBC America does show commercials, so the Dr.Who episodes will be cut; However in my case anyway I can download the uncut episodes from iTunes or from other legal sources. I already have downloaded all episodes that co-starred Billie Piper; Now this does not make me a stalker;  It makes me a collector.

                        Dr. Who is for everyone: 
Story lines for the adults, monsters for the kids....Admit it, when you were a kid you did not care about the story line, you wanted to see the monster(s)  :) 

My favorite actors on Dr.Who: Tom Baker and David Tennate.
As long as where on the subject of British actors my favorite James Bond actors are Pierce Brosnan and Roger Moore.(end)

Superheroes' Failed Mission

Some where in the universe there is a planet whose countries are at war at each other. Why? It's because of different peaceful religion differences the "We're right, you're wrong" kinda thing.Superheroes were deployed to make peace.

Missiles were fired from each country, not only that each missile had avoidance systems installed, but they can also predict a superheroes' tactics and can avoid those as well;  Not even a very powerful super heroine cannot stop them.No doubt about it these missiles are definitely going to hit their designated targets.

These superheroes were gone for days, so much so, that the super heroine's only daughter had had miss her mom so much, that she has been crying continuously and wouldn't even eat and drink for days. 



The super heroine's daughter was rush to the hospital were she can be fed intravenously, but to no avail, she died that very day due to kidney and heart failure. This poor sweet and innocent little girl literally died of a broken heart.

The missiles are now only a few seconds away of hitting their designated targets then all of a sudden a thundering voice in the sky "ENOUGH !!" and every missile at that very moment was suddenly transmuted  to dust and fell harmlessly to their planet. 

The super heroine's daughter came back to life and found herself next to her super heroine mom.The daughter still would need medical care for a few weeks, but she's going be okay.

Some people on that planet believe it was God herself/himself that said "Enough is enough  !!" and ended all the wars. God had to intervene.

 That planet is no longer allowed to have a space program, not with a God like voice saying "I forbid this planet to have any space program, you don't behave yourselves on this planet, so I don't want  anyone to go to the other planets to destroy them as well !"                                        (end)
                      See also Super Heroine's Daughter.

What Is Walt Disney Doing To Me?

When I was a little kid in 1957 my mom and dad took me and our neighbor Connie (who they were babysitting) one Friday evening to a drive-in to see two Walt Disney movies.After getting our popcorn and root beer,  dusk  had began and a Mickey Mouse cartoon was just to begin.

 We were in country part of Columbus,Ohio loaded with quails especially the Bob Whites chirping "Bob, Bob, White, Bob, Bob, White" My mom always replied "Bob White is not home, sorry" 

The first movie was Bambi which I thought back then that it was not right to have a cartoon quail get shot. "Don't fly !!!" the other quails told her but she flew anyway and got shot , later in the film again /BANG !/ Bambi's mother got shot and died, I was devastated.One footnote it was the first death in a Walt Disney movie.

The second movie was Old Yeller  it was not a cartoon movie, so I  spent most of my time staring at Connie sleeping, since I was in the back seat with her, even at my very young age I thought Connie as a sleeping beauty.

Anyway, I thought the movie Old Yeller would have a happy ending, since Old Yeller saved her owners from a rabid wolf attack;  But not before  Old Yeller   himself had got bitten,  near the ending of the movie  /BANG !/ Old Yeller  got shot from a shotgun by his sad owner Travis and Old Yeller  died.

After those two movies were over we went home and at that time I thought I was safe from Walt Disney's unhappy endings but NO.

Walt Disney had a television show on Sundays, on one Sunday they showed a cartoon titled "Chicken Little" so I thought everything will turn out okay, but,again, NO !  See the Walt Disney Chicken Little cartoon by clicking below (end); 
              click here to see Chicken Little cartoon.

Superstitious People Can't Go To Heaven

What superstitious people can't go to heaven? 

It is because that astrology, witchcraft,Ouija boards and other superstitions are the works of the Devil. For one thing it takes your faith away from the Father, son and Holy Ghost and replace it with something else. It makes people evil and the devil likes nothing more than turning people evil.

Case in point a person may believe if you cross a black cat's path it will bring you bad luck and they tell me "I AM GOING TO KILL THAT BLACK CAT BEFORE HE/SHE BRINGS ME BAD LUCK"

If you do kill any domestic animal  in this state it is 3 years in prison and a $3000 fine. Yes that person's love just turn to hate and God doesn't like that.

Besides what if the black cat belong to somebody let's say a little 5 year girl and you hear her crying for her decease cat. If you do not feel guilty and  not sorry, you're definitely going to Hell.

 Not only that but her parents may sue you for the little girl's emotional distress and that could be in the neighborhood of $100,000 or  way more depending on the jury and the judge, it usually way more..
No doubt about it the jury will rule in favor of the little girl.

Click on video below, sound effect from Creative Commons; Attribution 4.0;International License:

Bird in house means death in family that is total nonsense like I said it is the Devil making you believe in such garbage. I also heard "BIRD IN HOUSE I AM GOING TO KILL IT. There it is again hate and not love making  the person evil.

Now think about it, does all those superstitions bring peace or are you afraid and nervous about everything; That is no way to live.

 Remember the devil is a liar and will do everything in his power to turn you evil and making people superstitious is one of his many tools he uses.

If you still don't believe superstitions like astrology are evil talk to your pastor. He/she may not agree with everything here, but they will tell you that being superstitious is the work of the devil.

Yes, Jesus heals, but depending on the healing it may take time so the best answer he gives to every prayer is to wait.So put your faith in God and not superstitions and if things are not going your way do not blame a black cat or if a bird is inside the house.Things just happen.

There are articles on line that teach people how to stop being superstitious.One of the links are below:
click here to learn how to stop being superstitious.

Figuring Leap Years In Your Head I/E

When Augustus and Julius Caesar were working on the Gregorian calendar;The one we use today, February was going to have 29 days every year and 30 days every leap year;  At that time August had only  30 days, so why the change to 31 days in August?

Augustus Caesar notice his brother's month of July had 31 days, so he took the day off of February then place it on his month of August,so both months of July and August would now have 31 days.

               July was named after Julius Caesar 
         August was name after  Augustus Caesar

Why do we have leap year?  The earth makes a complete rotating circle around the sun in 365 1/4 days or 365 days and 6 hours. The leap year is to make up for the extra day, usually every four years.Read on...

To determine if a year is a leap year all we need to do is divide the year by 4 and to see if there is a reminder, if not then it's a leap year...

Let's take the year 2020, put the calculator away you won't need it, , simply take a look at the last two digits of 2020 if the last two digits of a number are a multiple of 4 then the whole number can be divided by 4 without a reminder.So 2020 is a leap year meaning that February will have 29 days that year instead of the usual 28.

It doesn't matter if a number has a zillion digits if the last two digits are a multiple of 4 then it can be divided by 4 evenally.
To make a game out of it,  you can use your calculator, input  some random digits, BUT let the last two digits be a multiple of 4, then divide by 4 and see what happens.There should be no remainder. (end)

                         

Angels Have Golden Wings

It is still 1963 and I am still upset that Allison and Heidi identical twins had to head back to west Germany...

In my bedroom, I tried to write one last letter to them , wrote on the envelope 'to Allison and Heidi, Germany' I knew that wouldn't work, so I addressed the letter in care of my elementary school. I heard nothing about it since then. 

I was crying by the barrel fulls so much so that my chest started to hurt:

  After closing my eyes:  The first thing I saw was a vivid image  of Linda, my beautiful friend,neighbor, and baby sitter  along with the rest of her church group outdoors. looking up at the stars praying.I felt this wavy sensation like a river flowing through my body then a calmness.

Inside my head I heard a female voice talking to me: "Stanley, because you have treated females as humans, and not as objects, you will be rewarded. When it's your time to go to heaven, Allison and Heidi will be waiting for you, along with your  friends and love ones, you have pure love in your heart, which is rare now-a-days" 

Female voice continues: "At the summer picnic, when you told Allison and Heidi that you love them, they already knew; Even before you told them . They knew, Stanley, they knew !"

The female voice I heard ,might of been the virgin Mary, Jesus' mother. but why  Mary's voice, and not Jesus'  ? Maybe God and Jesus decided I would receive more comfort from a female voice.

Was there something supernatural going on ?  Or was it my subconscious mind itself  comforting me, and  preventing me from going over the edge? 
                       Life is full of unanswered questions.
                                         ***END***

                                         See also:
                               Best Friends Forever

                                            

My Dad And Hayley Mills

It all started when I went home after school. There in the living room was a broken lamp on the floor, my dad, Homer just came in from work, he took off his belt and spanked me, but my mom, Mary, came down the stairs and told my dad that she did it while cleaning house.

My dad climb upstairs and ask him to forgive him. I thought to myself (Here's my chance to see Hayley Mills playing Peter Pan ).To make up my dad took me to see the show, it was in a another city and not Columbus, Ohio, I forgot the city's name but it took an hour and a half to drive there.

My dad and I did see Hayley Mills performed but we never met her in person.

In 1987 I got air mail from Scotland and in the envelope was a personally signed autograph from Hayley Mills. How much are her autographs worth ? Hardly nothing about $20 since she signed a slew of them.

1987 is when she was in the United States starring in "Save By The Bell" , I quit watching it when Hayley left.I usually watch it with the sound off, close captions on, because I couldn't stand the canned laughter.

A few years ago I joined the Hayley Mills Fan Facebook page, there are people on there that know Hayley Mills personally. I uploaded the autograph and they told me those are the pictures she uses to sign autographs, and they also told me the autograph is authentic.

I rather trust Hayley Mills fans on Facebook instead of  autograph authentication services, you are just paying  for their opinions. So what this say about Pawnstars ?

I had to hide my autographs from my brother, Larry, he likes to sell things, they're not for sale, I like the people on those pictures and not how much money they'll bring me.

My brother usually went to my bedroom to search for the autographs, but unknown to him, I hid them in his bedroom in in a return air register, tuck in one of the vents; Where it cannot be seen, under his bed..(END)

Presents For My Late Mom

My mom, Mary, died in 1998, she was a heavy smoker and her left lung completely gave up.

When I was working I usually gave presents to my Mom on the holidays.

I colored in this picture when I was a little kid using crayons.

One present I gave her probably on Christmas was a peacock light.

She always had it on top of her
grand piano. Yes, she did know how to play the piano.


I also use the peacock as my profile picture of my old sadsack67 twitter, however there were back then too many people with the username of sadsack67, so I decided to use stanleyinparis.

This bunny candle holder I thought at first I gave it to her on Mother's day, but the more I 
thought about it, it was actually on a Easter Sunday.

This is what my mom gave me including the artificial flowers.

I used to like the comedy 'Cheers' back then from 1983 to 1993. I now use it to keep my spare pens and pencils.


                                   Why do I use the word present(s) instead of gift(s)? So, I would not offend any German people, gift in the German language and pronounce the same means poison and not presents.

                       That's all for now  

Scams are on the increase.

Scams are on the increase, but most of these scams can be prevented by simply not answering the phone of numbers you do not know,they may leave a message or voice mail but ignore those also.

Watch out for medicare scams, they call saying that they're from social security and yet they will ask for your social security number. Wouldn't they already know your social security number?

New medicare cards are being mailed out without social security numbers but another number that is unique only to you but it takes time and they will never call,unless you call them first.


There is also a "Can you hear me ?" scam. Never say "Yes"  they will record your 'yes' and apply it to another recording such as "You want me to charge this to your credit card ?" which is followed of course with your recorded 'yes'. 

No legit company will call you unexpectedly, unless you called them first and are expecting their call.

Another thing a person can do is to Google the number, when a dialogue box  pops up saying "Google couldn't match any documents" then you know that number is fake. Beware tough business numbers can be 'spoof' on caller I.D.

Never press any buttons even to opt out it'll prove to them they have a real number. I followed this advice and I am down to only five scam calls a week.

In any case follow this rule: I CALL YOU, YOU DON'T CALL ME 

Best Time To Take Pictures?

Last Thursday I took pictures of my old Polaroids at 6:41 PM,why 6:41 ? Because sunset was at 7:41 PM. Now common,Stanley, you're not making sense, the reason is that:  one hour before sunset or even one hour before sunrise is when the light is all even out, no sources brighter or darker than the other.This actually however is the best time to take pictures of nature ,people at picnics outside, kids playing etc., cool weather....

...However, in my case (inside my house near a sunny north window), I use those times to take pictures of pictures with my iPad mini which yield better picture quality results than any other of my devices, but when I had transferred the taken pictures to my computer they were too big like 2000 to 3000 pixels each, and my photoshop software was unable to change the image size to 600 pixels as photoshop   gave me a program error message;  The images were simply too big.

So what am I going to do ? Well, this time I am going  line up my old Polaroids and take a video of them using my iPad mini  panning left to the right then make vidcaps  of the video, after it has being transferred to my computer. Using photoshop, sometimes the mp4 format has to be change to the wmv format  that can be done using the computer's windows movie maker.

Once the vidcaps are made I can use photoshop to crop unnecessary backgrounds and make other improvements.

There are videos of youtube that teaches people how to transfer pictures from iPad or from other sources to a computer, so I will skip that part.Of course one can use a cloud service like Google cloud which can be retrieve from any synced device. 

How did the picture of pictures turn out ? Well, not as a good quality as if one had use a picture scanner, all I can say "acceptable" 

          Click video below for Google's  free camera scanner.
         click here for Google's Camera Scanner
Oh, yes, I did get those large pixels images off my iPad..its hard drive would  have filled up in no time.
                                  ***END***

Outlets and Outlets.

You're at the doctor's office and notice that their outlets have  horizontal slots; Well, that is a 20 amp outlet connected to a 20 amp circuit.  The hospital equipment 20 amp  plugs have one vertical blade, one horizontal  blade and a ground.  The wiring used  on the circuit breaker is 12 gauge with ground.The smaller the number the bigger the wire.

In modern homes kitchens and bathrooms use 20 amps, but why are there only 15 amp outlets connected ? Well, in some states it is acceptable to use 15 amp outlets on a 20 amp circuit if there are series of them and not just one or two.

HOWEVER, NEVER INSTALL  A 20 AMP OUTLET TO A 15 AMP CIRCUIT THAT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. 15 amp circuits are use mostly for living rooms and bedrooms. The wiring use for a 15 amp circuit is 14 gauge with ground, which is smaller than the 12 gauge.The wiring in the 14 gauge wire is easy to bend. The 12 gauge wiring will be  a little harder to bend.

20 amps which handles more wattage than 15 amps are for heavy duty appliances such as refrigerators, washing machines etc.

Now can one plug in a 15 amp appliance like a tv into a 20 amp outlet ? The answer is yes;  If the answer was no, the plug wouldn't fit in the 20 amp outlet in the first place.

Always make sure all connections to the outlets stay; If the blades are expose  even 1/8 out of the outlet that could easily start a fire.

One can change the outlets without any hitch just follow the instructions that came with the outlet(s). However, wiring  a house is a different story, when done call in an expert to check your work and make sure all outlets and plugs are UL listed (United States) and/or CA listed (Canada).

Balancing An Egg On Its End

Can a person balance an egg on its end only on the season of spring equinox ?  Well, that's a myth, actually a person is able to balance an egg on its end anytime of the year. What makes it difficult to balance is the yolk inside the egg, it won't stay centered.However, it is still possible to balance a raw egg.

 To balance a raw egg use its fat end, use a rough surface (like a rug), or sprinkle salt on a smooth surface, you can also can shake the egg vigorously trying to stir the yolk and egg white inside the shell. There may be also an appliance you can buy that stirs the yolk with the white right inside the egg.

When an egg is hard boiled the yolk inside  will stay centered, meaning you can spin the egg on its end. You can even trick your friends, give them  raw eggs to spin, while you spin the hard boiled one, raw eggs will not be able to spin, hard boil eggs will, or  flat the fat end of a hard boil egg  with your fingers,then balance that egg on its end.

Breaking an egg inside your fist is nearly impossible even tough it can be done. Give your friends raw eggs to break inside their fists , while you  use a soft boiled egg and pretend to struggle like the rest, until you finally decide to apply pressure,  the white and yolk  will spill out.. (Reason for the soft boiled rather than hard boiled.)
                                    Also see my last year's April fools blog and prank of last year: How to turn a smart tv picture upside down. Don't worry it's legal and easy:
Click here for Turning A Smart TV Picture Upside Down

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A Little Boy's Broken Heart

This is a true story of an amateur psychologist name Betty who lives about 15 miles west from me. 

One day at work she wanted everyone to come to some event during the weekend, and when she  had asked "Who is going?" nobody had raise their hands,so Betty had asked again, but this time angrily, hands did show up  that time,from almost everyone, except mine, I had my heart set going to the movies, and thought to myself what could she do ? Hang me by the thumbs?

Another "psychology" trick she tried to do is pretend to be a different person ,with a different personalities ,to see which "person" the co-workers  would liked best. Just because something is stated in a book doesn't make it true.

Betty probably thought raising her voice, people would do what she wanted, but all that did in reality  is to make people wish she had laryngitis.

I did see Betty once driving her car about 85 miles per hour on a country dirt road with her family and friends.I know math and would know what speed she was actually going.

When I was in Betty's small town some years ago she avoided driving down the ditch by running over a  miniature collie and killing it, just  to protect the looks of her damn car. If Betty did go down the ditch the car would still have been  drivable.

I myself would   have driven down the small ditch spearing the little kid's heart. After all, insurance probably would have covered most of it;  But that is not what is important here! 
 Because of Betty's wrong sense of priorities, a little boy's heart got broken.

Best Way To Play The Roulette Wheel.

You're at the casino playing the roulette wheel, What's the best way to play ? Just play only once then walk away regardless if you win or lose. Why ? Well, I will show you using math :)

Roulette wheels have numbers on them from 1 to 36 some have  a zero and double zero making it 38 numbers.

The odds playing the first time is either 1 out of 36 or 1 out of 38 depending on the roulette wheel. If you play just one number for $1  you will receive  $35 if you win.$2 bet $70 and up from there.

Odds of playing the roulette wheel for the first time:  
 1 out of 36 (without a double zero roulette wheel)
 1 out of 38    ( with  a double zero roulette wheel)

Now you're playing for the second time what are your odds ?
{ (1/36) x  (1/36) } or 1 out of 1296 (without a double zero roulette wheel) 
{ (1/38) x ( 1/38) } or 1 out of 1444 (with  a double zero roulette wheel)
    
Now let's play for the third time: 
{ (1/36) x (1/36) x (1/36) } or 1 out of  46,656 (without a double zero roulette wheel)
{ (1/38) x (1/38) x (1/38) } or 1 out of  54,872 (with  a double zero roulette wheel).

As you can see the more you play, the more the odds are against you !

 So, simply put, just play once and bet only on one number then see what happens then walk away.In the unlikely event you do win just take your money and walk away; Do not play more than once. 

Sure you can bet on more than one number at the same game, but the cash winnings go down.For example  if you play two numbers for $1 you will receive only $11 if you win, and down from there depending how many numbers you play in one game
.Odds are always in favor of the house.
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More On The German Twins (1963)

First off I never did have sex with Allison and Heidi our relationship was totally platonic. Of course, that does not exclude hugs and kisses. 


When the twins knock me down to the ground, or more precisely, when I allowed them to knock me down to the ground I wanted them to kiss me so badly, but even that never did happen.I  myself refrain from kissing them, I didn't want them mad at me or lose them as friends. I love them that much.I forsake the kisses for their friendship.After all, people especially females are not toys.

Their beautiful faces where only inches from my face when I was "pinned"  down. Looking into their very beautiful eyes,seeing their red ruby lips,yes they were wearing lipstick , feeling their brown wavy hair on my face and smelling their perfumes they were wearing.

In fact they got their perfume smells all over my shirt and the rest of my skin and clothing.

 After "playtime" was over I went home and placed the perfumed shirt into a big transparent plastic bag to keep as a souvenir.I would still have the perfumed shirt today, but my mom had to washed it. I wanted to open the bag occasionally, to take a whiff of the twin's perfume, before I went off to bed for dreamland ,and to dream about the German twins.

My toxic uncle Don didn't want anything to do with any Germans not even the Japanese because of WWII. In fact he told me if I keep socializing with the German girls he will cut me off from his will, but  his words were meaningless.I was in love.

When I got a job I made my own money which I would never share with my toxic uncle; MY MONEY !

 He did not even want our German twins' gift a  Fußball (Foossball)  game table inside our house, or least  he wanted it to be  in the attic.We never did get rid of it, we played it !--War is not the peoples' fault but the governments'.

Loving the German identical twins made me exercise more and even did better at my homework getting grades of A's and B's.I cannot describe how I felt in those days but I felt very well.

I heard somewhere that Hitler may still be alive using an assume name, but if he died good; No tears shed, celebrations instead; If still alive he can see his failures.

Even to this day I love the German people; They will always have a place in my heart, especially Allison and Heidi.

All races and even disabled people are welcome in Germany now. Hitler failed big time :) 

Click below for the song "Bel-Ami" sung by Belsy. Even if one does not know the German language you will still be tearing;
Belsy is that good of a singer:
 Click Here For The Song "Bel-Ami" by Belsy

                                     See also:
      How Many Identical Twins Are There In Germany?

                                                   

Invisible Ghost Causing Squeaky Stairs

An old man is sleeping and suddenly hears his stairs creaking as if a ghost or an invisible man is walking up and down the stairs.

It is not ghosts or invisible people ,it is expansion and compression causing the wood boards to creak depending on the temperature and/or weather changes. Not because some "ghost" is walking up and down the stairs.

Should one worry about creaky stairs or even floors ? No, if one does not hear the creaks it could either mean the floor boards were nailed too tight or someone fixed the creaks by putting small mental screws underneath the floors plywood.

These mental screws will also expand or compress along with the floor boards making them still safe; After all, having the floor board too tight will cause problems, like splitting into two or more pieces causing holes and weaken floors.