Precious In Doggie Heaven

This is Precious talking: Doggie heaven is like earth, except here, us dogs do not need any human help. We just  think of what we need , and it suddenly appears in front of us; Like a comfortable bed for example, or maybe even a big juicy steak.Creating things just from mere thought.Heck, we can even visit other planets! Here in doggie heaven we have unlimited power.

Of course I am not the only dog here. Bear and Nike are also in doggie heaven and they are the jokers of  our group. Not only can they create things  with mere thoughts like I can, but also like me they can cause events to happen on the planet earth.

One day Bear and Nike convinced the earth human Sam to fill all his pockets and his pants with bananas and to walk inside a monkey cage. As it turns out later that day Sam married one of the monkeys. :) 

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The Three Lindas

                               LINDA ,Y 
I knew a lot of Lindas in my life. The first Linda, Linda Y was my babysitter and also my neighbor and a very beautiful friend. Sometimes she went to my house other times my parents sent me over to her house. Even as a little boy I like girls for some reason. 

Linda Y is the one who taught me how to ride my bike and how to swim using the hold then let go method. When Linda Y was teaching me how to swim I didn't mind being held in her arms and carrying me through the pool while I was doing swimming movements . She had suddenly let go without me realizing it and I was swimming on my own.

                                    LINDA, R
It was in the third grade I believe when I knew a Linda R one day while taking a test we cheated by looking at each other's papers. The teacher came over and said "I want to talk to you two !"  We had to stay after school and  had to take the test over.

Later that year it was Christmas and our class drew names to whom we had to buy gifts for. I do not remember what name I had drawn but Linda R drew my name. Her  Christmas gift to me was one of the Golden books titled "The Saggy Baggy Elephant"  it came with a 7 inch 33 1/3 R.P.M  record that you're suppose to read along with and when a bong was heard it meant it was time to look at the next page.

                                           LINDA, P
In 1965 during one weekend I was on my way to see a movie at the Hudson theater in Columbus, Ohio. I heard Linda P from her upstairs window of her house "Stanley, where are you going?"  I told her I was going to a movie to watch a movie titled "Two On A Guillotine" at that time I was smitten with Connie Stevens. I even watched her on the tv series "Hawaiian  Eye" 

In the theater while I was watching the movie "Two On A Guillotine"  I thought to myself "Stanley, are you an idiot ?. You could have spent time with Linda P a very beautiful lady. The same one who came up to you in the sixth grade coatroom looking at you with her deep blue eyes with her arms folded in front of her in prayer fashion  almost like she was begging when she asked "Stanley, May I kiss you?" The request you granted"  Of course it was granted I wasn't going to turn that down especially since she looks almost like Joey Heatherton but not quite but still beautiful tough.I definitely slept and dreamt well that night.
                              Click here for Joey Heatherton's picture

About "Two On A Guillotine" the movie is not graphic. It doesn't even have any profanities .It is just one of the horror movies that just tells a story. A movie with no body counts.A story of a magician whose guillotine trick went wrong.It stars of course Connie Stevens and also Dean Jones and  Cesar Romero. This movie can be bought or rented on iTunes.

Kisses or Comic Books?

In fifth grade (1963) one day I was getting excited for a bus trip the school had planned going to see a German language play. We were just  heading out that's when Laura N walked in and yelled to our teacher that the German word for "is" is not "ist" but "ish". Our teacher yelled back to her and said "Laura, I told you it's depends on what part of Germany you're in !" and then the teacher said "Okay, the trip is off"  Thanks a lot Laura N.

One day on Friday after school at about 7 PM our school set up a carnival.There was Laura N.  in a booth with a sign saying "Kisses one dollar" Laura yelled at me in  a 120 decibel voice "You're suppose to give me a dollar and kiss me" but I declined. 


 I wanted to use that dollar to buy some comic books (because some stories were continued), a bag of potato chips and a soda pop .Okay maybe Laura N learned at an earlier age that she can't have her way all the time.

                            

They're Not Designing Things Right ! /:(

When I had weatherization done in 2009 by my cooking stove they did replace the pipe to the stove even the gas value. One day I wanted to clean the stove, but before I did that I also wanted to turn the gas off , but it was the push-in type gas value and due to my
arthritis I was too weak to push in on the value and turn it off at the same time.

 I had to call a younger friend to turn off the gas value off for me. What they should have done is make it easier for people to turn  the gas off  just by turning the knob, and  just use the hard push-in and turn when they wanted the gas on. I decided to keep the gas off for my own safety concerns. After all there are other devices a person can cook with, like an electric frying pan, electric oven and microwave.So at present I am going that route.

The gas to my cooking stove will remain off, besides my stove had seen its days and getting worn out and the pilot lights can hardly be lit, so it is best not to mess with it !

Also when I had weatherization done they also had installed an one stage energy efficient furnace it will keep a person warm when the temperature is above 30 degrees Fahrenheit but below 20 degrees Fahrenheit it does nothing but blow cold air though the registers.The flames in the burner are only 2 1/2 inches tall.

But there are 2 stage energy efficient furnaces that has two burners. When first turn on the first stage will start (3 foot burner flame) and when the temperature on the thermostat is reached it will automatically go to its second stage ( 2 1/2 inches flames).

The two stage energy efficient furnace comes with two thermostats so if the weather is really bad like 50 below zero  a person can adjust the thermostats just to stage one and use the 3 foot flame all day during  below zero temperature  times.It may be just that day, a few days , a couple of weeks or even all month.

The gas value on my furnace fortunately is the level handle type no push in, just up and down and it's behind the lower furnace door. :)

NOTE: IF YOU HAVE AN ONE STAGE ENERGY EFFICIENT FURNACE AND THE INDOOR TEMPERATURE IS BELOW 55 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT DO NOT TURN IT OFF. COLD AIR WILL ENTER THE BURNER CHAMBER MIXING WITH WARM AIR  CAUSING  CONDENSATION MAKING IT UNABLE TO LIGHT. KEEP THE FLAMES BURNING IN THERE !

BUY/USE  A CERAMIC SPACE HEATER  AT THOSE TIMES INSIDE  A SINGLE ROOM. 

Extreme Bass Can Kill

In my state if  a person has a stereo system with extreme bass speakers going inside of a car and it is caught by the police it is a $750 fine, not only that but their car is also towed away and it will cost another $750 to get the car out of the impound.

Sound waves are pressure waves . When it is too loud especially with extreme bass it can kill, in fact it already did.
The pressure on a person's chest was so extreme that it busted
his lungs open. It is also capable of stopping a person's heart. It will be just lucky if that person just winds up deaf.

The extreme bass speakers are still legal inside a person's home but it is annoying especially to old people like me. In fact I had a neighbor that played his stereo way too loud that it could be heard 3 streets down. I did not like that and that suppose music he played totally suck.

Usually teenagers like to stay up all night and sleep all day.It is in the daytime when you want to get them. For example using a buzz saw to cut wood and saying you have a job to get done at 7 AM in the morning.

I have called the police several times hoping to get the same officer each time so he would be fined $750. Playing stereo loud especially with "F" words every other breath is considered as disorderly conduct.

He always kept his stereo in the middle room of his house with the window wide open hoping everyone is listening to his  "music?" and that room was parallel to my bedroom at my house.

Fortunately, one night at 3 AM he was not home maybe he was at a party or visiting his family or something. This is where I can get him and how handy an universal remote is. I have found the code for his stereo in my remote control manuel then through my window I aimed my universal remote at his stereo, turn it on to play his stupid CD and turn the volume at full blast along with the extreme bass at 3:30  in the morning.

My neighbors  started to call to the police ,of course I called them also. The officers show up at his house and notice no one was home. They went in and turn off the stereo , left a note on the door and fine him $1500.  When the landlord heard about it that person was asked to moved out making all the neighbors happy and I change my universal remote to the way it was.  

Bye Bye you annoying brat !  The father was extremely mad at his  teenage son when they came home, but in this case hearing them argue next door while I was lying in bed was music to my ears.:)  

                 click here Girl Listens To Extreme Bass

Enough Is Enough Intrusive Ads

Okay, you're watching a youtube  video and here it comes a slew of intrusive ads appearing right on top of the video, annoying right? Even worst when watching a three minute video and closing 42 ads. Some of the advertisements want you to download. Don't do it in fact don't click on any of the intrusive youtube ads
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So how does one avoid intrusive ads on youtube? The answer is simple really, download the Opera browser from the opera.com . It is safe and best of all you won't see any advertisements at all.So enjoy your youtube videos.

However Opera is not compatible with all websites and if you're in the habit of watching on demand tv programs  the abode flash player must be installed and the block function of Opera has to be disabled.*

However you can save disk space simply switching to your other browser and watch your on demand videos that way.

In my case watching flash player movies I use Google Chrome for advertising free videos on youtube  I use Opera.

When the Opera browser  has finished installing you will see a prompt saying "One more thing"  just simply type in something in its  search box  above and left click or press enter.

Opera will block intrusive ads for free so enjoy your youtube videos.  :)

*To allow advertisements on certain sites simply click on the blue colored shield in the top right corner,  move the switch to the left and you'll see a prompt saying "advertisements are displayed on this site; Or simply put "advertisements are allowed on this site.

Mystery Of The Moving Magazine' Cut Outs.

One day Steve decided to visit a weird haunted castle.Inside the cold wet castle he saw Stanley. Stanley told Steve that he can make magazine cut outs to move on their own. "That's silly !"  said Steve. Stanley told Steve "I can prove it !"

First thing Stanley had done was to get a blank piece of paper. On this paper he drew a circle and inside the circle he drew a star and inside the star he put in a dot.

Next thing Stanley had done was to cut out a picture out of a magazine and place it on a wall. To Steve's surprise the magazine's picture started to climb up on the wall, then it turn and walked on the ceiling and then walked down the wall on the other side of the room.

"Here, Steve" Stanley said "I will show you again". Again Stanley took a blank piece of paper, drew a circle and drew a star inside the circle and dotted inside the star.

And again Stanley cut an image out of a magazine and placed it against the wall and again the image started to walk on the wall,then on the ceiling and then walked down the wall on the other side of the room.At this point Steve was spooked and decided he saw enough and ran from the haunted castle .

 Stanley never told Steve that he had super glued each magazine page to a large cockroach directly under each of the images he was planning to cut out.  :)

Of course when people do not know what is going on, they definitely would have been spooked out..LOL

Play video below:  A magazine cut out super glued to the top of a large cockroach. Public domain music: Indonious from the royal free site: http://www.purple-planet.com :)

Now, Who Is Stupid Now ?

Some years ago there was a guy always saying "Hello stupid !"  every time he sees me riding a man's bicycle. I know words can hurt but it depends on the person saying them. In this case Na!. I could have said" Calling other people stupid doesn't make you any smarter !" but he was an idiot so I just ignored it.

One day I was visiting a group of my real friends in my neighborhood. This downgrading guy showed up and said to me

"Hello stupid" again. 

My friends Jim and Leonard spoke out "He's not stupid. he knows how to play chess, knows how to operate and fix computers, he knows plumbing and knows how to put in wires and outlets in a house and knows how to do his own taxes and even knows math. He even help us  and our wives/girlfriends with our income taxes and did not charge any thing for his time."  but if he needed to go to the store, doctor or anything else we are glad to take him !"

Of course on the taxes like the forms like 1040 or circuit breaker forms all one has to do is follow the instructions,and having a calculator, and knowing math like percentages does help and even more help when a people  have only one source of income.Yes "Sandy and Leonard you guys have a refund coming" :) and the refunds I said they we're going to get, they got.

Now I do have a few friends that went to college and it does not bother me if they're probably smarter than me but if I have a problem I can go to their smart brains for help.especially if there are more than one.

One problem I had is how to install a Murphy bed  inside of my house but the problem  it wasn't possible. I was going to my college friends for help, but I figured this on my own, get a roll away bed they make those in different sizes as well and it would fit inside of my closet.

That guy did not stop saying "Hello stupid!" again riding my men's bicycle but this time the landlord heard him and said "I want to talk to you !" before I knew it he and his family had to pack their things and had to moved out.My rent payments are outstanding but not this bully's.Now who is stupid now ?!

When a person points a finger at somebody there are three more fingers pointing back at her or him.

Enegry Effcient Furnances Suck !

In 2009 I had a free efficient furnace installed via
weatherization via a state program. Yes, it works fine if the temperature outside stays above 30 degrees Fahrenheit but  when it is lower than that the furnace does nothing but blow cold air. I realize now on furnaces anyway when it says enegry efficient it is just a gimmick.

I don't mind the self-lit auto pilot but when I looked at the burner itself it look like someone just turn on
all burners of a gas stove top. The flames in the burner are not very high. On my old furnace the flames were about 3 feet tall and not 6 inches tall.Also on my old furnace  when I set the temperature to 76 degrees Fahrenheit it stayed at 76. But on my energy efficient furnance now the temperature says 61 even tough I have the thermostat set at 76.

Fortunately I had the foresight to buy a ceramic towering space heater. The ceramic types are more safer than the other kinds but still keep it 2 feet away from everything and plug it in an outlet that has nothing else plugged into it. Make sure the plug fits snug  inside the outlet and not loose this can cause a fire and do not use extension cords.

I am going to buy another ceramic tower heater one for my bedroom and  use another for my living room, but I am not going to run them both at the same time just the one in the room I'm in.I am doing it that way to avoid carrying one unit room to room.

If you have a space heater and see glowing wires inside you're better off not using it and switch to the ceramic type.

What does 90% energy efficient mean: It means 90 cents of every dollar is use to heat your home and ten cents  of every dollar is just thrown out the window.

My Golden Stars

We all done something we are not proud of: But what did we do for others in our lives ?  Below are list of people I have helped and did not charged them one red cent.

                               ***Barbara***

Barbara was one of my coworkers but had to sit in a wheelchair because of her paralyzed legs. One day while riding a bus I have helped Barbara from the bus seat carrying her to her wheelchair outside of the bus. She was slight heavy-set but I was strong enough to get the job done. I kinda knew she liked me because at work I have always made her laugh.

                                  ***Beverly***

My former co-worker Beverly had worked at a grocery as a cashier. I bought a few things there and went to Beverly's aisle.After paying, Beverly told me she was running out of pennies. When I went home and after putting away my groceries  away I gather three dollars worth of pennies and went back to the grocery store and told her it was $3 worth of pennies in the paper bag. Beverly took my word for it and gave me $3 and fortunately she had enough  room in her cash register and pour them in.

                                       ***Gary*** 

I settled an argument here. Gary wanted to switch his bedroom tv for his mom's living room tv because it was capable of getting more of cable stations. I have ask Gary "Does your TV have a TV/CABLE switch ?  He replied "Yes" and I have shown him that all he had to do is flip the switch to cable and scan for channels. Once that was done he and his mom were both happy.Gary was watching the basic cable channels only for two years until I have changed it . ---lol

                               ***Gloria***
When I moved my new place I had a neighbor whose name is Gloria when I went to visit she had about 10 fans going in an extremely hot day and she had kids and a husband. I told her since my new place has central air I have no use for my window air conditioner and asked her if she wanted it she said yes and her husband installed it later that day when it was somewhat cooler. My brother wanted me to charge them for using it and I said nope.It's now their air conditioner free and clear.I gave it to them.

                               ***Sandy***
Sandy every Friday had liked to played Bingo at the American Leigon but one day her husband Mike said he had to work on Friday night and had asked me if I can take her to bingo on Friday instead. I said sure. Mike gave me a little money but he didn't have to. After bingo the Mike's money I haven't use I gave back.

                            ***Larry**
I have had help Larry to fix his toilet. He had a broken assembly and wanted it replaced with a reverse pump the one without the ball assembly. I scared the crap out of  Larry because I knew It wouldn't   fit, so I decided make it fit via a hacksaw.After I hacked out the old assembly I had installed the reverse pump and turn the water back on. Larry and I tested it and it worked well . Yes, we will leave that alone it's working fine. If it ain't broke then don't fix it.

By the way if your toilet has a reverse pump do not put any cleaners in your toilet tank like cleaning cakes.It will clogged your reverse pump. Cleaners and cleaner cake inside the toilet bowl itself is okay.
         
  ****Helping  others with computer problems****
I have helped a lot of people with their computer problems so here they are mostly the same story and sometimes as a way to say thank you  the girls/wives invited me to dinner but they really didn't have to.
    click here to see picture of Reverse Pump

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2 Rare Mono To Stereo Songs

In the 1950's there were no digital products it was all analogue and the mono to stereo was done analogously and the equipment then had vacuum tubes.

On stereo records there is a inner grove for the left channel, and outer grove for the right channel. In other words the record will play two grooves at the same time, because of the inner grove a stereo record cannot be played on a mono record player, you will be only hearing just the right channel. 

However, mono records can be played on stereo record players but there will be no separation just the same sounds coming from both speakers but  some people say it gives it more depth.

Columbia invented the 12 inch 33 1/3 RPM records and RCA invented the 7 inch 45 RPM records. RPM means revolutions per minute. One more note records are played clockwise while compact disks are played counter-clockwise.

Why does the 45 RPM have a big hole ? At that time Columbia and RCA were also making record players and they did not want them to be compatible with each other.That change later of course when record players came with  45 RPM adapters for their turntables and with 3 to 4 speeds.  16 2/3,  33 1/3, 45 and 78 RPM. 

There was even a "N" function meaning neutral which kept the idle wheel under the turntable from going flat on one edge when the record player was turned off. Set at the "N" setting the idle wheel did not touch the turntable.

So what is high fidelity ?  Well it is the frequencies from 20 cycles per second (Hertz) to 20,000 cycles per second the normal range of human hearing (20 Hz to 20,000 Hz). Compare it to the sounds of an antique 10 inch 78 RPM record it sucks.

Below are two videos (rare mono electronically change to stereo).First one is titled "A White Sports Coat And A Pink Carnation" sung by Marty Robbins and the second titled "Love Is Strange" sung by Mickey and Sylvia.

  click here for A White Sports Coat..>
      click here for Love Is Strange
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