The Three Lindas

                               LINDA ,Y 
I knew a lot of Lindas in my life. The first Linda, Linda Y was my babysitter and also my neighbor and a very beautiful friend. Sometimes she went to my house other times my parents sent me over to her house. Even as a little boy I like girls for some reason. 

Linda Y is the one who taught me how to ride my bike and how to swim using the hold then let go method. When Linda Y was teaching me how to swim I didn't mind being held in her arms and carrying me through the pool while I was doing swimming movements . She had suddenly let go without me realizing it and I was swimming on my own.

                                    LINDA, R
It was in the third grade I believe when I knew a Linda R one day while taking a test we cheated by looking at each other's papers. The teacher came over and said "I want to talk to you two !"  We had to stay after school and  had to take the test over.

Later that year it was Christmas and our class drew names to whom we had to buy gifts for. I do not remember what name I had drawn but Linda R drew my name. Her  Christmas gift to me was one of the Golden books titled "The Saggy Baggy Elephant"  it came with a 7 inch 33 1/3 R.P.M  record that you're suppose to read along with and when a bong was heard it meant it was time to look at the next page.

                                           LINDA, P
In 1965 during one weekend I was on my way to see a movie at the Hudson theater in Columbus, Ohio. I heard Linda P from her upstairs window of her house "Stanley, where are you going?"  I told her I was going to a movie to watch a movie titled "Two On A Guillotine" at that time I was smitten with Connie Stevens. I even watched her on the tv series "Hawaiian  Eye" 

In the theater while I was watching the movie "Two On A Guillotine"  I thought to myself "Stanley, are you an idiot ?. You could have spent time with Linda P a very beautiful lady. The same one who came up to you in the sixth grade coatroom looking at you with her deep blue eyes with her arms folded in front of her in prayer fashion  almost like she was begging when she asked "Stanley, May I kiss you?" The request you granted"  Of course it was granted I wasn't going to turn that down especially since she looks almost like Joey Heatherton but not quite but still beautiful tough.I definitely slept and dreamt well that night.
                              Click here for Joey Heatherton's picture

About "Two On A Guillotine" the movie is not graphic. It doesn't even have any profanities .It is just one of the horror movies that just tells a story. A movie with no body counts.A story of a magician whose guillotine trick went wrong.It stars of course Connie Stevens and also Dean Jones and  Cesar Romero. This movie can be bought or rented on iTunes.