The Time My Dad Got Caught Reading Comic Books

Here's how our Sundays went : When I was a Kid there was this show on our local TV station that aired animated cartoons but not with the orginal soundtrack. The sound track was replaced  with classical music. The idea was for the parents to relax  on Sundays. Kids busy watching animated cartoons and the adults listening to classical music while reading the newspaper.

One Sunday my sister and I were reading comic books in a separated room. All of a sudden my dad came in, sat down in a chair ,and started to read one of the comic books. Maybe, he was bored. After all there were no video games, computers or other media that we have today.

My mom came in the room and saw my dad reading a comic book and said "Now, really. what in the hell are you doing?" .So my dad left the room to watch more tv.

Speaking of my dad reading comic books?  I knew my brother had bought  a Lois Lane comic book ,but we couldn't find it. I  had searched around and found my mom reading it.She did  not notice me.Maybe she wanted to know what we kids were reading but I don't think so. 

Everytime there was a Lois Lane comic that we kids had bought ,it disappears then it shows up in our "reading" room later.Maybe my mom likes Lois Lane comics or maybe  she liked the story in it that is three issues long ,and had to wait  for the new issues.
Back then comics read like the Golden Books.

Below is a picture of one of the comics I caught my mom reading in secret;
I'm claiming fair use here:

By the way, did you ever wonder why that most Superman characters have the intitials of L.L. ?  It is because one the creators  of Superman had a girl friend with the intitials of L.L.
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Remebering Passwords The Upside Down Method

Suppose you use Supergirl for your password, guess what ? That password is hackable  but you can still use Supergirl for a password but let's change a few things.

For starters let's change Supergirl to Girl-Super with a capital G , next instead of using the letter i let's change it to a number one 1 the letter r we'll leave alone. Next turn the letter l  into the number 7 .

Now let's change Super instead of an S we'll can use the dollar sign $, the next letter is an  u  turn that upside down and make it into the letter n, turn the letter p upside down and make it into the letter d.As for the letter e let's change it to the number 3 and as before we'll leave the letter r alone.

So let's see what we have got. We have change Girl-Super into G1r7-$nd3r which would definitely make it hard for a hacker to guess. 

Another example changing the letters O  into zeroes.
or Man into Wau.Just add your own ideas for example the number 4 can be use as a small h.The capital Z can be put on its side to make a capital N.  or created a chart with your own codes.

Of course I would not  use the passwords I have just shown.
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The German Roller Skating Twins Allison And Heidi

Young ladies help me a lot on learning things. When I was a kid there was this teenage neighbor living north of me named Linda. 

One day Linda took the training wheels off my small bicycle and told me to get on the bike. Linda held the bike and while I was peddling  she  suddenly let go  I didn't  notice, but to make a long story short I learned how to ride my bike

Another time at the public swimming pool Linda taught me how to swim by using my arms and legs while I was doing these actions Linda walk me through the water in her arms and again she let go and again I didn't realize it and swam half- way across the pool.

On another summer day at the roller skating rink I met these beautiful breath taking German identical  twins Allison and Heidi. When you ask them a question they would answer exactly at the same time, and at the very same time they would say exactly the same thing. No, astrology signs had nothing to do with it. It was  because their brains are similar.

It probably would be possible for them to feel each other's  pain.In theory if one twin stub her toe, the other twin will also would have felt it and each foot on each twin would have swelled up.

It may also be possible for a person dreaming that he/she had bump her/his  head hard on a table that their brain would react to it as it were real, and that person would wake up with a bump on hers/his head.

One day at a roller rink I put on my pair of rented roller stakes and tried to stand up but fell on my butt, I got up to try it again but still fell on my butt.

Allison and Heidi skated up  and had picked me up. I had one girl on each arm.They circled the rink with me until they let go and again I fell on my butt.  They pick me up five more times circling the rink with me before taking me to a seat where I could  finally sit down.I  smiled every time the twins had pick me up, so much so that one twin Heidi nicknamed me Dimples.

That night when I went to bed I still had pain but I didn't care. Two beautiful breath taking girls roller skating with me with polka music playing in the background, feeling and smelling their hair on my face :)   That was a extremely good day on cloud 9 and the floating sensation I felt lasted about four days. In pain but with a big big smile on my face. :)

Allison and Heidi will always be in my heart.

Yes, Allison and Heidi both spoke German and American English. It is kind of strange how they do that; Changing to one language to another without even thinking about it.
And yes, I suck at roller skating. ;)

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            Saying Goodbye To The German Twins

Take That Hackers :)

About 10 years ago I wrote a program for my commodore 64 computer, a program that generates passwords up to fifthteen characters.

So what are the odds of someone guessing a password up to fifteen characters?  Assuming the keyboard is using 66 characters then the odds are 1 out of (66^15) or 1 out of 1.96479337E+27.  The (E+27) means move the decimal point 27  places to the right. 

The decimal point after the "1" has eight numbers behind it. Move the decimal point 8 places to the right, drop the decimal point then add 27 zeroes behind it. .I have no idea what that combination is called but I am just going to say it's off the charts.

Below is a listing of my commodore 64 password program. It will even work for the VIC-20 and notice on the numbers in line 120 I use also a hypen and an understore. To get small letters or capital letters simply use your commode symbol key plus shift key.

Pay attention to colons, semi-colons and strings. S$ is pronounce S string. To save the program to floppy type SAVE "PASSWORD",8 then press return. 


To load the program type LOAD "PASSWORD",8

I write my passwords down on index cards and I make sure I have more than one hidden copy.

If you want to generate passwords with fewer characters simply change the FOR-NEXT statement in line 121: I wouldn't go less than 8. To exucute the program type RUN then press the RETURN
KEY.

121 FOR X =1  TO 15 creates a fifthteen character password.

121 FOR X = 1 TO 8  creates an  eight character  password.

To created a another password simply press any key or space bar.
           click here to see password program in action

                

Don't Like Football And Don't Know What to Watch?

If you do not know what to watch during football games there are always Netflix,abc.com,cbs.com,nbc.com,fox.com, cw.com and freeform that allow you to watch your favorite episodes again or watch the ones you miss with no sign-in just put up with the commericals.

If you like science fiction fantasy you can either mosey over to cbs.com to watch 5 free episodes of Supergirl or Freeform (formerly ABC family) and watch old stitchers episodes.

Now all the mention sites require flash player to be installed.If you have Internet exploxer or firefox for your browser flashplayer and shockwave definitely must be installed.

However, if you have trouble downloading flashplayer or simply don't want to download flash. You can always install
google chrome for your browser; Flashplayer and shockwave player are built into the chrome browser itself, so there is no
downloading or updating on your part.

Before downloading google chrome on your computer you must know what kind of system you have. Go to start (press the windows key the 4 squares), control panel, system and security and finally click on system and check if your system is 32 bit or 64 bit and simply install the appropriate google chrome browser for your computer and please wait until they say they are done.

Now if you are still on windows XP it is best to uninstall flashplayer and shockwave player from your computer and just use google chrome for flash viewing. Also do not use internet exploxer anymore since windows update does not support XP anymore. Download a trusted free antivirus and just put up with the commerical pop-ups.Flashplayers are usually the first thing attacked by hackers.

And please remember people are different and have different tastes. In my case football day in and day out and all week long geeze.Change the channel I'll be lucky if a cartoon comes on. ;(

Free Astrology Phising Scam A Foot

The scam works like this:  You see a advertisement for your own free personal horoscope. You enter your first name, date of birth including the year and if you know it, the time of your birth and then your email address. The advertisement even includes a video of an astrologer that supposedly studied the stars for years.

The astrologer may say your horoscope may take 24 hours or more before they email you the results. You will probably think you're safe cause you only use your first name.

Now it comes: You get a email which asks you to type in "hello" and then send it back to them to confirm if your email address is real. 

Okay do you still feel safe?  Even tough filling out your astrology form you only use your first name; The email you send back will have your first and last name and now they have all your information.

If you did fill out the astrology form and got an email to ask you to comfirmed don't send it back to them, block them.

Now how accurate is astrology?  Once a year at our local  grade school kids are giving details about their personality traits base on their signs on sheets of paper. All of the students said the horoscopes were accurate and matches their personality exactly. But wait, they are then told to switch their horoscopes with someone else. They were all the same exact horoscope made up by one of the teachers.

Science debunks an  another superstition :)

Now if they say you gave them permission then get a lawyer and tell him/her you did not sign anything either physicial or digital.

Never pay attention to advertisments or even news for that matter on  the medias unless it is from legitimate sources like network news.

Noah The Astronaut by Batson Indee Belfree

We all heard Bible stories however it did not say all the stories happen on earth. This is in the time when people thought the earth was flat and had a dome around it so that people and animals would not fall off the edge. Not only that at that time they tought the earth was in the center of the universe.

Noah was actually from the planet  Mars.When God told him to build a ship he actually meant a spaceship.Noah was also ordered to take pairs of animals aboard on his space ship one female and one male. However, they were actually the animals' DNA kept in frozen test tubes. What else would explain how Noah got billions of animals to fit into one boat or in this case a spaceship.

At that time the earth was flooded for 150 days that's how long it took Noah in his space ship to reach earth from Mars. Even today if someone traveled from earth to Mars in a space ship  it would take 150 days.

Finally Noah arrived on earth and landed on Mt. Ararat 16,894 feet above sea level at the time when it was very cold  -22 degrees fahrenheit to preserve the animals DNA, until God was ready. The air was thin that high up also, and people and animals could hardly breathe up there. Good thing Noah and his family had spacesuits.

Now on Mt. Ararat it is either too hot 90 degress fahrenheit or too cold -22 fahrenheit. In his spaceship Noah and his family grew the animals in the test tubes and place them on earth one at a time.

Now if this happen on earth and they were actually grown animals rather than their DNAs Noah would have said to God: "Might as well  destroy me as well; I don't want to clean up after the animals or put up with their smells or put up with their noises." 

What Is Sinning? (Rated MA)

So, what is sinning?  What I figured out it's anything that makes you feel well; For example, your teenage boy goes to the bathroom with a lady magazine and is in there for at least 20+ minutes. That is not sinning, that is quite natural, all it means is that he is an "er" bathroom reader. The Bible takes what is completely natural and makes a sin out of it. So what does it say in medical books about that: If it feels good do it, if it hurts leave it alone. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

Another example when it's a  rare day you feel completely happy and no health problems at all, but still the pastor says to you: "that isn't right, feeling that way, you're coming down with something, go back to bed".

Now there are other religions that teach people saying people that have different skin colors do not have the holy spirit in them. That is total nonsense. Actually, it is to protect them from the heat of the sun in very hot locations. They're shaded.

Some religions believe that wine is nothing but grape fruit juice. What ?? Wine is wine and grape fruit  juice is grape fruit  juice. Moses cannot get drunk on grape fruit juice, even though a person can actually drown their skin cells, if they drink too much of anything.

Another religion telling me I cannot smile or laugh because my face will crack, again total nonsense or I cannot watch television because those are the things I enjoy, and they don't want me to do it.

There are religions that do not believe in dancing, what? All it is exercising with music playing, but they're actually talking about nude dancing, if you're inside your own house there is nothing, they can do about it. In fact, in some states, you can answer the door in the nude, as long you do not step outside.

I had super religious people living next door to me that kept unscrewing my cable connections, however, while they were not looking, I screwed my cable connections back in, not only that I place a fake cable in my yard and cut that in two, so the super religious people will think my cable connection was still disconnected.

Even some say dancing is evil because it summons demons.  When you exercise you feel better and why they don't want you to do it? Because it makes you feel better..  If they have their way with you shouldn't be moving your body at all.A  person has to move,in fact any body movement a person makes can be considered a dance move.

The same with yoga it is not evil, it is just a form of exercise which will make you feel better. Yes, they don't want you to do it.Karate is not evil either, it is just another form of exercise basically, and why don't they want you to do it? Because it makes you feel better.

Even alcohol has its place. It depends on how it is use. For example, beer, without the alcohol is a health food. It is alright for a man to drink two cans of beer a day, one can of beer a day for a woman.

How about churches saying anyone who are not a member of our said church has to be shun, that is not love. Mostly the Church of Christ and the Jehovah Witness.

Speaking about the Jehovah Witnesses, I had a neighbor who was the member of the Jehovah Witnesses, he quit because they wouldn't allow his son to have a blood transfusion.Where in the Bible does it say you cannot save someone's life?

Also I don't believe them when they say "If you do not give money  to our church, you'll go to hell !"  total nonsense. What if every church in the world said that to you?  

 If your pastor argues with you saying, "Cancel your cable so we can use that money for missions" tell them "What in the hell are you talking about ?, there are religion stations on cable " Keep your cable it's your money not theirs.I know of one church that doesn't use the money for missions, but to invest it on department stores. Take control of your own money.

Now the Bible teach us that God has big pockets and yet we have to give 10% to the church that doesn't make sense. If you want to give fine but do so direct.It is an old Israel law, so if you do not live in Israel, you do not have to obey it, and just keep the money for yourself, or give them at least a dollar.:)

Some religions are so strict that the parents have extremely overweight kids due to their don't do this or that beliefs..Run kids run..

What about hot Mexican foods is that from the devil? Of course not, it is extremely hot in Mexico and hot foods makes Mexicans sweat which cools them off and they even take siestas (naps) during the hottest part of the day unless of course they have air conditioners.

Now God has to bend over backwards for this one. When a friend or family member is hurting for example at a funeral, you're not helping just by quoting Bible scriptures; Actually, at that point they don't want to hear it. What they probably want is for you to shut up about it. Sure, be there with them, but help them with your own feeling and actions.In other words, do what you yourself believe is right.

Now there are a lot of religious sites on Internet where people ask for help but the replies are always Bible scriptures that is not helping at all..

Now I do believe in God, in my own way and I don't like it when they say "were right, they're wrong" that is how some wars break out and also, I don't believe some of the mythos they tried to shove down my throat. No one is righter than the other.

What you're teaching me rich people do not go to heaven and you're wearing a $1500 suit. "What's going on, Preacher?"

Hell is just another word for grave and when the pastor says," If you don't follow these rules you'll go to hell!" it is nothing more than a scare tactic. AND if I offend anyone. Well... you know what?  I really don't care.

At that time they did not know about germs and thought all sickness and deaths was cause by demons.

Also I don't like dressing up in a suit and tie for a one-hour sermon. I am not a suit and tie guy.Heads UP!: God knows how I look naked..:)

              How I got rid of the Jehovah Witness:

I was taking a shower, one Friday morning, I had heard knocks on my door, I peeked through the window curtains, and it was the Jehovah Witness, so I decided to answer the door in the nude and had yelled with a real mean voice"WHAT THE HELL, DO YOU GUYS WANT?!" ; They had ran off and never did come back.Maybe I should have also answered the door while I was cumming.Believe me, no one wants to see that :),and the police cannot do anything about it, because I am in my own house and didn't step outside, besides I think it would have been a slap on the wrist anyway.

So to my understanding if you want to get to Heaven you have to be bored , feel lousy and downgrade everything in sight.

In summary if you do anything that makes you happy like watching a good movie, or eating a good dinner then you're sinning.

So,if you want to become a pastor, you have to preach everything people say and do is wrong ,and then ask them for big bucks.

How about deviled eggs, deviled ham and deviled food cake? Well, in this case deviled is actually an adjective and it means heavily spicey and has nothing to do with the devil.

So what church should you join? Pray about it, it may be God's will to be in another church, I do not know, I am not God.
                  click here for It Doesn't Make Sense by Whitney Avalon

Always respect other peoples' peaceful religions and definitely do away with "We're right and they're wrong" thing.

FINIS 

I need to do my homework

When I was in the sixth grade it was hard for me to do my homework the main reason wall to wall girls even walking from
school a few of them ask if they could kiss me. I told them "You don't need to ask just do it" which they did. 

One night I went to the movies and found an empty row of seats I sat down but here they come girls from my school sitting all around me.

Yes, I like girls but enough is enough I had to get my homework done.

Couldn't even do my homework at home  usually three girls usually went upstairs in my bedroom to see me. Now  my mom was downstairs and suddenly she heard a loud noise and yelled "What are you guys doing up there ?!" in which I replied "We're rearranging the furniture !"

I use to make myself up using my mom's makeup--lol
Not only that I used to excercise including facial excercises that were in  mom's woman magazines.
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I exercise from head to toe. On each  exercise I played a 45 RPM record when the song was over that particular excercise was over and was time to change the record for a different exercise.It usually took two hours.

Seven grade was a different story the girls had their own lunch room and the boys had their own lunch room. What the heck !
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Using Opposite Colors.

When I make my own  cards for birthdays or whatever, it usually has one  background color along with the text in the opposite color. That way it saves me time of what text color I want to use.

So what is the opposite color of red ?  We all know the primary colors of paint red, yellow and blue.  So if we choose red, the other primary colors that are left are the opposite colors. In this case yellow and blue are  left over, and when we mix equal parts of yellow and blue we get green thus green is the opposite color of red.

Again red,yellow and blue. This time what is the opposite color of blue? Well, yellow and red will be left over so if we mix equal parts of yellow and red we get orange. So orange is the opposite color of blue.

 If we add white and black to the mix along with red, yellow and blue we can make all different kinds of colors, over 2 million of them using various amounts of each color.

Now if you are using photoshop there are lot of choices of colors you can use for the background. To find the opposite color of your background go to "image","adjustments" and finally "invert" .

Use your eye dropper to choose the color then invert back and use the text tool to type in your message. Three pictures are below.

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Gaslighting Drunkard Samuel

One April fool's day, I was visiting my next door neighbor Sharon she had to go to the restroom.  Sam drove up,so I left via the front door making sure Sam saw me while I was pretending to be mad about something and seemingly walking my way home.

However, I did not go home. I enter Sharon's house again via the back door and sat back down. My timing was great, because Sharon was through using the bathroom and saw me just sitting down.

  Sam came in and had ask "What is Stanley mad about I just saw him leaving?"   Sharon replied "Stanley, did not leave he is right here sitting on the couch !"  Sharon pointed at the couch I turn around and there I was---lol

The point is Sam saw me leave and when he entered Sharon's house  there I was again--lol

One day I purchase a lottery ticket choosing the last week's drawing numbers and I also had a videotape of the last week's drawing.At that time they did not show the date of the drawing on screen.

I pretended to get excited because I won the jackpot. I gave Sam the ticket and said "Here, hold this I have to go to the restroom"  while pretending to go to the restroom Sam left and drove off with the "winning" ticket---lol

When Sam found out the ticket was worthless he was mad. Well, he is always mad anyway because he drinks too much especially on that whiskey.

Sam once told be that a turtle is the fastest mammal in the water. mmm I knew then I was dealing with someone who is not too bright.

Actually a mammal is any animal that has hair or fur and feeds milk via nipples to their young.Yes, human beings belong to the animal group called mammals.

A turtle is a shelled reptile and they don't give milk to their young.

          The tricks we pulled on drunkard Sam he deserve them.