However, I did not go home. I enter Sharon's house again via the back door and sat back down. My timing was great, because Sharon was through using the bathroom and saw me just sitting down.
Sam came in and had ask "What is Stanley mad about I just saw him leaving?" Sharon replied "Stanley, did not leave he is right here sitting on the couch !" Sharon pointed at the couch I turn around and there I was---lol
The point is Sam saw me leave and when he entered Sharon's house there I was again--lol
One day I purchase a lottery ticket choosing the last week's drawing numbers and I also had a videotape of the last week's drawing.At that time they did not show the date of the drawing on screen.
I pretended to get excited because I won the jackpot. I gave Sam the ticket and said "Here, hold this I have to go to the restroom" while pretending to go to the restroom Sam left and drove off with the "winning" ticket---lol
When Sam found out the ticket was worthless he was mad. Well, he is always mad anyway because he drinks too much especially on that whiskey.
Sam once told be that a turtle is the fastest mammal in the water. mmm I knew then I was dealing with someone who is not too bright.
Actually a mammal is any animal that has hair or fur and feeds milk via nipples to their young.Yes, human beings belong to the animal group called mammals.
A turtle is a shelled reptile and they don't give milk to their young.
The tricks we pulled on drunkard Sam he deserve them.
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