Getting Autographs for almost nothing

Getting autographs through the mail can be fun but let's be honest the autographs may be autopenned, preprinted , secretarical signed or copies.However, if  people cannot wait for the 3+ months they can simply print them out from the internet.

The only authentic source I can thing of is "What's My Line?"  on youtube. The celebrities sign in on blackboards. So, you'll know the signatures are authentic because we saw them signing in.Freeze frame and photoshop--lol

Not only that a person can use photoshop to transfer the signature from one picture to another.Suppose I wanted the autograph to start out "To Stanley"  I look through the pictures and I may get lucky and print that one out.(One made out to a different Stanley)

If not, I look for indivual letters for example there may be one with "To Sandy" so the letters S,a,n, and y are there. All I need now are the letters t,l,e and y. Oh wait! here is an autograph picture made out "To Hayley"  okay that takes care of the l,e and y letters.All I need now is the t.The idea here is to keep true to the star's handwriting.Also remember the spacing and length of the star's autograph.

Using photoshop I would take the individual letters and edit them to say "To Stanley"and paste that on an all ready signed picture. For a 8 x 10 the best resolution is 300 dpi (dots per square inch).Print it out, frame it and hang it on a wall.

I usually make transparencies out of the autographed signatures, unless the picture I am tranferring it to has the same color background. Think of a tranparency as a cartoon cel ( transparent sheets of plastic).

Warning : Use them for your own personal use only. Do not sell them or give them away which I believe is nothing to worry about since almost everyone has computers and they'll be making their own anyway if they wanted.

As for the PSA/DNA I would just keep your money, To me, the only way to tell if an autograph is authentic is seeing the person signing it and maybe make a video of the signing but videos can be faked as well.

Below is a fictional story--lol

Every Sunday when a celebrity signs the blackboard I sneak in and steal it but I do replace them with a blank blackboards I previous bought. Maybe it is easier just ask the celebrities for their autographs.

Anyway below is a picture of  12 autographed blackboards I have had stolen--shh!  and they are all laminated in clear plastic to prevent erasing.I have recently 350 of them, so much so that I needed a extra room for them.Once the statute of limitations wears off each one will be worth top dollar,but they're not for sell; I'm keeping them. :P

Yep, I have been a very busy man--lol

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Are demons actually halluciations ?

In the Bible days people knew nothing about bacteria, viruses and other diseases they tought they were all cause by demons.They tought that all the world's troubles were cause by peoples' way of thinking.

When a person fasts more than two days either to lose weight (which is a bad idea) or for religous reasons they sometimes may see a grotesque vivid image in their brain that looks like a demon that actually looks like it is on the outside world. Exactly, what is going on?

Actually, it is not a demon but a halluciation put there by your subconscious mind. When your subconscious mind knows you're going hungry on purpose it tries to scare you into back into eating.However, you can talk to your subconscious mind saying "Hey, subconcious mind I don't want to see that grotesque image but an image of a beautiful lady then I'll eat.!"

"Hey, subconscious mind I don't

what to see this below!":

            "But this instead, an image of a beautiul young lady.":

Now a person can also have halluciations when they don't get enough sleep.Same deal, your subconscious mind will make you believe that you're seeing grotesque demons, actually it is trying to scare you into getting some sleep so it and rest of your brain can do body repairs. That's why we sleep to repair our bodies during the night.

By the way the brain itself doesn't feel pain there are electrical signals like lighting bolts sending messages to different parts of the brain 24/7.

Now what happens when a person gets stinky drunk.First the reasoning gives up and goes bye-bye but to keep the person alive their reptile brain takes over in other words they are just thinking like an animal with no emontional ethics at all.

Reptile brains only have two things on their mind :

 (1) If it's smaller than you eat it or take it down.
 (2) If it's bigger than you run away and/or hide.

And when they keep drinking evenally even their reptile brain gives up and the person passes out. Next morning they wake up and vomit in the toilet "Boy, what fun they're  having !"

Drinking way too much can cause halluciations as well. A drunkard may see his/hers reflection in a window and think it is a ghost staring back .Since when are ghosts are fully clothed? Where did the ghost get his clothes at the ghostly clothing store?.

Here is a secret regradless what tv want you believe,real scientists don't waste their time hunting ghosts.Usually instead of saying they don't believe in ghosts they'll tell people there is no way to prove ghosts exsist or not.

One can of beer for a woman ,or two cans of beer for a man is okay. It's the overdoing that is dangerous to theirselves and others.

To me alcohol is not an option.

There is a good reason why Ghost hunters are on the SyFY channel and not the Science channel unless the Science channel is showing an fictional movie.

click here to see pseudo facts on Ghost Hunters.

Bubblerock,Polka ,chicken dinner and horses

Nothing like a good chicken dinner fried chicken, mash potatoes with a pat of butter and peas in any event I made this blog just for fun starting with Bubblerock.There are four music videos plus a little information about horses.

click here to see "Do you love me?" music video


click here for "Mash Potatoe Time"


Okay here is a riddle:  What do you call an over weight person making change at the cash register ? Give up? A Chubby Checker.

Anyway I have no idea how The Twist began, maybe someone got stuck on a toilet seat and tried to remove herself/himself ,and then decided hey this would make a great dance.

 click here to see "The Twist" music video


Remember when you were a kid or probably still are and rode carousels at the fair or other parks?  The music you heard was most likely a Polka.    Below is a Polka called "The Chicken Dance"

         click here for "The Chicken Dance" video


By the way, the pupils of the horses' eyes on a carousel are round making them look more friendly, actually the pupils of horses' eyes are oval shape (egg shape)
Their eyes are on the side of their heads meaning they can see behind themselves while still looking forward (looking out for predators);
But they have two blind spots one directly  in front and one in back and if they cannot see you in the back you'll get kick.Never ever get behind a horse.

Horses can only see in 3D if they are looking directly forward but only 2D  at the sides.

And never smile at a horse or bare your teeth the horse will most likely take it as a threat. 

Horses do not have any red cones in their eyes the only colors they see are shades of blue and green. A juicy red apple will look green to them.

But horses do have a lot of rods in their eyes many more than humans(for seeing in black and white)and for  making horses better suited to see in the dark than humans.

      click here to see horses field of vision and blind spots

Don't Respond

Okay, you're driving or walking along and someone decides to give you the finger their objective of course is to make you mad. Don't fall for it just ignore it and walk or drive away. Don't let them ruin your day.

Another example: A lady walking through my neighborhood saying "Stanley is a jacka** !" over and over again. I did not respond because I knew if I did, she would have kept it up. If I had the time I would have bought a jacka** mask and put it on and stare out the window.

Now I heard that there are nude celebrities on the cloud either real pictures or fake. This person or person(s) are trying to make the actresses or actors mad;But one starlett did not fall for it she uploaded her own nude pic  with her husband as to say "Doesn't bother us punk !" But getting their personal info like passwords, phone numbers their actual addresses these people or person deserves to be sued.

Now the nude pictures may be use to blackmail celebrities for a heafty sum of money.Act like you really don't care about those pictures that way the blackmailer(s) will have no hold and ruin their plans.It'll fly over :)

Protecting And Creating Passwords

Protecting and creating passwords. First off don't use names of your actual pets , friends or family. Created a password with mixed small and capital letters mixed with numbers. 

You can always save your password on a USB disk and simply use your copy and paste.

Copy password from USB disk then on computer paste the password in the password box. Test it if it works first tough.

As for the password questions such as "What's the name of your pet?"  put in something that doesn't make sense such as "Model T Ford"  "What's your favorite food ?" put in for example "Thunder storms" don't forget to write these questions down and their answers and store them in a safe place.

Now I have a commode 64 computer with a password generator program that I wrote myself (see video below) but a person does not really need a computer they can use a deck of cards.

A playing deck contains 52 cards. 26 of them can be use for capital letters and the other 26 for small letters. The deck may contain two jokers use one for hypen the other for an underscore.If you want to use numbers ,as well, use number cards (Ace (1)  plus 9 number cards) with a different colored or designed back.

Be sure to shuttle desk at least 7 times that guarantees the cards are completely random then deal faceup 6 or  more cards and write down what each card repensents and that'll will be your new password put it in a safe place or use superglue to glue the cards together. If anyone ask tell them "Oh, that's part of a magic trick I use to do cannot find the other parts to it"or hide them in a safe place.

Another thing a person can do and if they're good at photoshop make a picture like "Cats playing poker" with some cards faceup on the table. Print it out,frame it and put it up on a wall. When people see the picture  they will simply think it's a cute picture of cats playing poker and no one will realize it is actually revealing a password.

Now, if you know a foreign language that uses Latin characters such as English  use the foreign words you know.If you live in the United States hackers will assume  all the passwords are  in English and have a tough time cracking the  foreign language password.

I do not know if Asian characters can be use in a English password box or not. It'll be a good idea though.Asian countries can use our latin letters and countries that use Latin letters can use Asian characters or a mixture of both.

Below is a video of my computer generator password program starting with the commode 64 listing. Don't use the passwords it displays since it can be seen publicity.

click here to see My random computer password program

Now the passwords can be more or less than 15 characters by changing the for-next statement for example instead of FOR X= 1 TO 15 it can be change to FOR X=1 TO 10 for ten character passwords.

Easier Lotto Total

To make sure if your lottery number is a good number it has to be in the range of certain totals (the bell curve range).

Let's use the old Illnois 6/54 lotto and find their number ranges and figure the ranges the old fashion way.

First we add  the numbers 1 through  54 which gives us a total of 1405 then we divide the total 1405 by 54 which gives us an average  total of 26.

Since this is a six number lottery we multiply the 26 by 6 for a total of 156.Now from this 156 let's subtract 26 and put it on the left side then 156 again and this time add 26 and put it on the right side.

This is the number range that your lotto number(S) should be in  range from 130 to 182 in the 6/54 lottery.

Now the easy way by just keeping adding numbers until we get a one digit total. Best one digit totals (6,7,8,or 9) in any choose 6 numbers lottery.

Suppose you're playing the numbers 34 39 41 43 51 53.

Let's just add the totals of just those numbers.
34 + 39 + 41 +43 + 51 + 53 =261

Now let's add the digits just of the total itself
2 + 6 + 1 =9 since it falls in the best one digit totals (6,7,8 or 9)  it is a good number to play except for the odd/even balance it's just an example.

Or by simply adding the digits of your choosen lottery number.
3 + 4 + 3 + 9 + 4 + 1 +4 + 3 + 5 +1 + 5 + 3 = 45
As you can see the digits of total 45 still add up to 9.

On the 6/54 former Illnois lottery (from the drawings themselves) most of the time the digits add up to 8  as for the current 6/52 lottery studies still have to be done.

To keep it simple don't play numbers all odd or all even . keep the odd/even balance.(3 odd 3 even, 4 odd 2 even or 2 odd 4 even)
By the way in the United States it is against the law to play lotteries in other countries.

Updating drivers on Window computers

Okay, you're watching a video and an ad pops up to update your drivers or the ads may say your computer is too slow and needs cleaning. Never click or trust these ads either they want to screw your computer up or ask for money.

The truth is you do not need to spend money to update your drivers just go to windows update and click on custom and let them handle it from there.

You don't need to install all the custom updates just the ones you feel you need .For example if your Netflix player quits working  windows custom update usually has a fix for that.

Custom updates are different from security updates.Custom updates are not considered as  security measures just something extra and improvments on software and drivers.

On most windows computers security updates are automatically installed.  

If you have a laptown that sleeps when the lid is close you should least once a week restart it and usually you will see a prompt saying" Installing updates do not turn off your computer"  The computer will shut down or restart on its own and you may have to be restart more than once.Don't interfer with your computer when it is installing its updates.

Don't spend money on driver updates.

Now sometimes a friend may sell you a product for your computer but had lost the driver install disk . No, worries just go to the product's site enter the product's name and model number and simply follow the instructions.

Note: Without updated antivirus, firewall and updates your computer will have loads of trouble. e.g.  the FBI virus which takes a 1/2 day to get rid of.

Pete Drake Forever and Laryngitis

No, Pete Drake is not a duck (drake) named Pete.Pete Drake is famous for playing steel guitars especially talking ones. 

I tried to make my mom's piano talk once by lifting off the top and yelling at top of my lungs "hello"  hoping the strings inside the piano will vibrate back "hello" which I kept up for some time it did not work. 

Not only this annoyed my parents, I myself wound up with laryngitis and had to see a doctor.Fortunely, in the 1960's doctors still made house calls.In any event don't try it.

On Pete Drake's talking steel guitar there is a plastic tube connected to a speaker and is some how ampifed many times which in turn vibrates the strings.

Pete Drake only has to whisper into this tube using his normal voice ,and since he doesn't have to shout, he does not wind up with laryngitis.

Below is a video of Pete Drake with his talking steel guitar playing the  song "Forever"
              click here to see "Forever"

Below  12 songs of Pete Drake not all of them have a talking steel guitar and In my opinion the beautiful song "Melody Of Love"  a talking steel guitar seems way out of place.

                    12 Pete Drake Songs--click here

It's a scam

Anymore if a telemarker calls you it's a scam  (even if they mention your name) ; Don't answer any questions, they will record your "yes" and apply it to something else. People now- a -days do not call back any unrecogniziable numbers ,which is why scammers will spoof  legit numbers on your caller ID. Even their websites are fake like collection agencies for example.Best bet don't answer your phone.As for legit billing business numbers remember you call them, they don't call you. 

If they give you a choice of numbers to press for example "Press 3 to get on their do not call list now" press no buttons at all just hang up.Never press any buttons on telemarket calls.

If sellspeople are coming at your door it is a scam even if they have company names  sewn on their shirts. Remember, they are only looking out for their own interest and not yours and never sign any papers right on the spot and/or if they are in a hurry for you to make a phone call.Best bet lie, tell them you're already sign up on it.

If you get emails from unknown sources it's a scam. Click only the emails from companies or people you know personally.

The two mistakes sellspeople made at my door. First one was a man supposedly from an electric company that told me about windmills we have in town and that is how we save you  big money. The thing is we have no windmills in town maybe a few on top of barns but no strings of them any where stretch along our roads.

Second one a man supposedly from my phone company he even has my phone company's name sewn on his shirt. His mistake?  He asked me if I was sign up on "his" company's internet. See the mistake here?  If he is actually was from my phone company they would already have known if I was signed up or not.

Phone companies do have computers inside their vans to check things out,but in this case I haven't seen any vans or cars in sight.I told him I'm satisfied with my cable internet. He said "okay" and left.

If they call you it's a scam.
If they email you it's a scam.
if they come to your door it's a scam.

Only sellspeople I trust coming at my door are the girlscotts selling cookies "Chocolate-mint cookies please" that's my only exception.

                        sample of robotic call. click here

                                               example of a scam afoot--click here  Have your $2.95 handy for shipping and handling those gift cards are extremely heavy ??!--lol

Putting The Two Together

In the 1940's the most popular films were monster movies and Abbott and Costello so what did the Univeral International  do ?They put them both together in some of their films e.g:"Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein" and more from there. The actors who played the monsters in these movies played their parts serious and straight.

In 1974  Warner Brothers and 20th Century fox  were making dissaster movies each one about tall building catching on fire.The problem was both movies were similar ,so Warner Brothers and 20th Century Fox decided to team up and make only one movie titled "The Flaming Inferno". I have seen this movie it was more like the building was under attack rather than having accidental fires.

Nearing the 1980's  the most popular film genres were science fiction and horror.So 20th Century Fox decided to put these two genres together in a film called "Alien" 

In the 1980's  comic book readers sent requests to see Spider-man and Superman together. So DC (Detective comics) and Marvel got together and made two giant comic books (taller and wider than the average size comic book at a price of $2.50 each)

And finally in the 2000's the most popular Nickelodean shows were iCarly and Victorious, so what did the producers do?  You guess it they combine the two shows together in one episode titled  "iParty with Victorious"  which is considered as an iCarly episode due to the "i" (the small "i" means internet so iCarly means internet Carly.) 

click here to watch iParty With Victorious

*Other comedy-horror movies I can think of are Gremlins and The Little Shop of Horrors (Hey, you're just a plant I do not have to feed or water you. You just stay in your darken corner and die--lol)

Never Slash My Bicycle Tires. (small claims court)

                NEVER SLASH MY BICYCLE TIRES

One day I rode my bicycle to subway when I was inside ordering my sandwiches a guy walked up to my bicycle and slash both of my bicycle tires also the intertubes. It was $20 worth of damage.
Fortunely I already  knew the guy's name and where he lives.

Instead of going to his house to ask him for $20 and to repair my tires I decided to sue him instead. In my county if the amount is $20 or more a person can be sued.

So I got a copy of the security footage and headed for court ,yep the guy was there ,and he was ordered by the judge to give me the $20 after I got my $20 the judge also ordered him  to pay $100 in court cost.

"$100 in court cost ?!  You mean Stanley plop down $100 just to get $20 back ?!"  "Yes,seems so" said the judge, "Since Stanley won the case he gets his $100 of the  court cost  money back!, If it is not paid at a certain date there will be jail time and/or community service !"

What would happen if that guy never showed up for court?  Well, in my county if  a defendant does not show up for his/hers court date the plainiff automatically wins.  :)
           Long story short:  DON'T MESS WITH ME !--LOL

Presently, I perfer coaster bikes the ones with coaster brakes on the back wheel. Why? On multi-speed bicycles it cost more money to replace their multiple parts. e.g: gears,handbrakes etc.