NEVER SLASH MY BICYCLE TIRES
One day I rode my bicycle to subway when I was inside ordering my sandwiches a guy walked up to my bicycle and slash both of my bicycle tires also the intertubes. It was $20 worth of damage.
Fortunely I already knew the guy's name and where he lives.
Instead of going to his house to ask him for $20 and to repair my tires I decided to sue him instead. In my county if the amount is $20 or more a person can be sued.
So I got a copy of the security footage and headed for court ,yep the guy was there ,and he was ordered by the judge to give me the $20 after I got my $20 the judge also ordered him to pay $100 in court cost.
"$100 in court cost ?! You mean Stanley plop down $100 just to get $20 back ?!" "Yes,seems so" said the judge, "Since Stanley won the case he gets his $100 of the court cost money back!, If it is not paid at a certain date there will be jail time and/or community service !"
What would happen if that guy never showed up for court? Well, in my county if a defendant does not show up for his/hers court date the plainiff automatically wins. :)
Long story short: DON'T MESS WITH ME !--LOL
Presently, I perfer coaster bikes the ones with coaster brakes on the back wheel. Why? On multi-speed bicycles it cost more money to replace their multiple parts. e.g: gears,handbrakes etc.
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