Friday, August 15, 2014

Never Slash My Bicycle Tires. (small claims court)


                NEVER SLASH MY BICYCLE TIRES

One day I rode my bicycle to subway when I was inside ordering my sandwiches a guy walked up to my bicycle and slash both of my bicycle tires also the intertubes. It was $20 worth of damage.
Fortunely I already  knew the guy's name and where he lives.

Instead of going to his house to ask him for $20 and to repair my tires I decided to sue him instead. In my county if the amount is $20 or more a person can be sued.

So I got a copy of the security footage and headed for court ,yep the guy was there ,and he was ordered by the judge to give me the $20 after I got my $20 the judge also ordered him  to pay $100 in court cost.

"$100 in court cost ?!  You mean Stanley plop down $100 just to get $20 back ?!"  "Yes,seems so" said the judge, "Since Stanley won the case he gets his $100 of the  court cost  money back!, If it is not paid at a certain date there will be jail time and/or community service !"

What would happen if that guy never showed up for court?  Well, in my county if  a defendant does not show up for his/hers court date the plainiff automatically wins.  :)
           Long story short:  DON'T MESS WITH ME !--LOL

Presently, I perfer coaster bikes the ones with coaster brakes on the back wheel. Why? On multi-speed bicycles it cost more money to replace their multiple parts. e.g: gears,handbrakes etc.


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