Don't Like Football And Don't Know What to Watch?

If you do not know what to watch during football games there are always Netflix,abc.com,cbs.com,nbc.com,fox.com, cw.com and freeform that allow you to watch your favorite episodes again or watch the ones you miss with no sign-in just put up with the commericals.

If you like science fiction fantasy you can either mosey over to cbs.com to watch 5 free episodes of Supergirl or Freeform (formerly ABC family) and watch old stitchers episodes.

Now all the mention sites require flash player to be installed.If you have Internet exploxer or firefox for your browser flashplayer and shockwave definitely must be installed.

However, if you have trouble downloading flashplayer or simply don't want to download flash. You can always install
google chrome for your browser; Flashplayer and shockwave player are built into the chrome browser itself, so there is no
downloading or updating on your part.

Before downloading google chrome on your computer you must know what kind of system you have. Go to start (press the windows key the 4 squares), control panel, system and security and finally click on system and check if your system is 32 bit or 64 bit and simply install the appropriate google chrome browser for your computer and please wait until they say they are done.

Now if you are still on windows XP it is best to uninstall flashplayer and shockwave player from your computer and just use google chrome for flash viewing. Also do not use internet exploxer anymore since windows update does not support XP anymore. Download a trusted free antivirus and just put up with the commerical pop-ups.Flashplayers are usually the first thing attacked by hackers.

And please remember people are different and have different tastes. In my case football day in and day out and all week long geeze.Change the channel I'll be lucky if a cartoon comes on. ;(

Free Astrology Phising Scam A Foot

The scam works like this:  You see a advertisement for your own free personal horoscope. You enter your first name, date of birth including the year and if you know it, the time of your birth and then your email address. The advertisement even includes a video of an astrologer that supposedly studied the stars for years.

The astrologer may say your horoscope may take 24 hours or more before they email you the results. You will probably think you're safe cause you only use your first name.

Now it comes: You get a email which asks you to type in "hello" and then send it back to them to confirm if your email address is real. 

Okay do you still feel safe?  Even tough filling out your astrology form you only use your first name; The email you send back will have your first and last name and now they have all your information.

If you did fill out the astrology form and got an email to ask you to comfirmed don't send it back to them, block them.

Now how accurate is astrology?  Once a year at our local  grade school kids are giving details about their personality traits base on their signs on sheets of paper. All of the students said the horoscopes were accurate and matches their personality exactly. But wait, they are then told to switch their horoscopes with someone else. They were all the same exact horoscope made up by one of the teachers.

Science debunks an  another superstition :)

Now if they say you gave them permission then get a lawyer and tell him/her you did not sign anything either physicial or digital.

Never pay attention to advertisments or even news for that matter on  the medias unless it is from legitimate sources like network news.

Noah The Astronaut by Batson Indee Belfree

We all heard Bible stories however it did not say all the stories happen on earth. This is in the time when people thought the earth was flat and had a dome around it so that people and animals would not fall off the edge. Not only that at that time they tought the earth was in the center of the universe.

Noah was actually from the planet  Mars.When God told him to build a ship he actually meant a spaceship.Noah was also ordered to take pairs of animals aboard on his space ship one female and one male. However, they were actually the animals' DNA kept in frozen test tubes. What else would explain how Noah got billions of animals to fit into one boat or in this case a spaceship.

At that time the earth was flooded for 150 days that's how long it took Noah in his space ship to reach earth from Mars. Even today if someone traveled from earth to Mars in a space ship  it would take 150 days.

Finally Noah arrived on earth and landed on Mt. Ararat 16,894 feet above sea level at the time when it was very cold  -22 degrees fahrenheit to preserve the animals DNA, until God was ready. The air was thin that high up also, and people and animals could hardly breathe up there. Good thing Noah and his family had spacesuits.

Now on Mt. Ararat it is either too hot 90 degress fahrenheit or too cold -22 fahrenheit. In his spaceship Noah and his family grew the animals in the test tubes and place them on earth one at a time.

Now if this happen on earth and they were actually grown animals rather than their DNAs Noah would have said to God: "Might as well  destroy me as well; I don't want to clean up after the animals or put up with their smells or put up with their noises." 

What Is Sinning? (Rated MA)

So, what is sinning?  What I figured out it's anything that makes you feel well; For example, your teenage boy goes to the bathroom with a lady magazine and is in there for at least 20+ minutes. That is not sinning, that is quite natural, all it means is that he is an "er" bathroom reader. The Bible takes what is completely natural and makes a sin out of it. So what does it say in medical books about that: If it feels good do it, if it hurts leave it alone. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

Another example when it's a  rare day you feel completely happy and no health problems at all, but still the pastor says to you: "that isn't right, feeling that way, you're coming down with something, go back to bed".

Now there are other religions that teach people saying people that have different skin colors do not have the holy spirit in them. That is total nonsense. Actually, it is to protect them from the heat of the sun in very hot locations. They're shaded.

Some religions believe that wine is nothing but grape fruit juice. What ?? Wine is wine and grape fruit  juice is grape fruit  juice. Moses cannot get drunk on grape fruit juice, even though a person can actually drown their skin cells, if they drink too much of anything.

Another religion telling me I cannot smile or laugh because my face will crack, again total nonsense or I cannot watch television because those are the things I enjoy, and they don't want me to do it.

There are religions that do not believe in dancing, what? All it is exercising with music playing, but they're actually talking about nude dancing, if you're inside your own house there is nothing, they can do about it. In fact, in some states, you can answer the door in the nude, as long you do not step outside.

I had super religious people living next door to me that kept unscrewing my cable connections, however, while they were not looking, I screwed my cable connections back in, not only that I place a fake cable in my yard and cut that in two, so the super religious people will think my cable connection was still disconnected.

Even some say dancing is evil because it summons demons.  When you exercise you feel better and why they don't want you to do it? Because it makes you feel better..  If they have their way with you shouldn't be moving your body at all.A  person has to move,in fact any body movement a person makes can be considered a dance move.

The same with yoga it is not evil, it is just a form of exercise which will make you feel better. Yes, they don't want you to do it.Karate is not evil either, it is just another form of exercise basically, and why don't they want you to do it? Because it makes you feel better.

Even alcohol has its place. It depends on how it is use. For example, beer, without the alcohol is a health food. It is alright for a man to drink two cans of beer a day, one can of beer a day for a woman.

How about churches saying anyone who are not a member of our said church has to be shun, that is not love. Mostly the Church of Christ and the Jehovah Witness.

Speaking about the Jehovah Witnesses, I had a neighbor who was the member of the Jehovah Witnesses, he quit because they wouldn't allow his son to have a blood transfusion.Where in the Bible does it say you cannot save someone's life?

Also I don't believe them when they say "If you do not give money  to our church, you'll go to hell !"  total nonsense. What if every church in the world said that to you?  

 If your pastor argues with you saying, "Cancel your cable so we can use that money for missions" tell them "What in the hell are you talking about ?, there are religion stations on cable " Keep your cable it's your money not theirs.I know of one church that doesn't use the money for missions, but to invest it on department stores. Take control of your own money.

Now the Bible teach us that God has big pockets and yet we have to give 10% to the church that doesn't make sense. If you want to give fine but do so direct.It is an old Israel law, so if you do not live in Israel, you do not have to obey it, and just keep the money for yourself, or give them at least a dollar.:)

Some religions are so strict that the parents have extremely overweight kids due to their don't do this or that beliefs..Run kids run..

What about hot Mexican foods is that from the devil? Of course not, it is extremely hot in Mexico and hot foods makes Mexicans sweat which cools them off and they even take siestas (naps) during the hottest part of the day unless of course they have air conditioners.

Now God has to bend over backwards for this one. When a friend or family member is hurting for example at a funeral, you're not helping just by quoting Bible scriptures; Actually, at that point they don't want to hear it. What they probably want is for you to shut up about it. Sure, be there with them, but help them with your own feeling and actions.In other words, do what you yourself believe is right.

Now there are a lot of religious sites on Internet where people ask for help but the replies are always Bible scriptures that is not helping at all..

Now I do believe in God, in my own way and I don't like it when they say "were right, they're wrong" that is how some wars break out and also, I don't believe some of the mythos they tried to shove down my throat. No one is righter than the other.

What you're teaching me rich people do not go to heaven and you're wearing a $1500 suit. "What's going on, Preacher?"

Hell is just another word for grave and when the pastor says," If you don't follow these rules you'll go to hell!" it is nothing more than a scare tactic. AND if I offend anyone. Well... you know what?  I really don't care.

At that time they did not know about germs and thought all sickness and deaths was cause by demons.

Also I don't like dressing up in a suit and tie for a one-hour sermon. I am not a suit and tie guy.Heads UP!: God knows how I look naked..:)

              How I got rid of the Jehovah Witness:

I was taking a shower, one Friday morning, I had heard knocks on my door, I peeked through the window curtains, and it was the Jehovah Witness, so I decided to answer the door in the nude and had yelled with a real mean voice"WHAT THE HELL, DO YOU GUYS WANT?!" ; They had ran off and never did come back.Maybe I should have also answered the door while I was cumming.Believe me, no one wants to see that :),and the police cannot do anything about it, because I am in my own house and didn't step outside, besides I think it would have been a slap on the wrist anyway.

So to my understanding if you want to get to Heaven you have to be bored , feel lousy and downgrade everything in sight.

In summary if you do anything that makes you happy like watching a good movie, or eating a good dinner then you're sinning.

So,if you want to become a pastor, you have to preach everything people say and do is wrong ,and then ask them for big bucks.

How about deviled eggs, deviled ham and deviled food cake? Well, in this case deviled is actually an adjective and it means heavily spicey and has nothing to do with the devil.

So what church should you join? Pray about it, it may be God's will to be in another church, I do not know, I am not God.
                  click here for It Doesn't Make Sense by Whitney Avalon

Always respect other peoples' peaceful religions and definitely do away with "We're right and they're wrong" thing.

FINIS 

I need to do my homework

When I was in the sixth grade it was hard for me to do my homework the main reason wall to wall girls even walking from
school a few of them ask if they could kiss me. I told them "You don't need to ask just do it" which they did. 

One night I went to the movies and found an empty row of seats I sat down but here they come girls from my school sitting all around me.

Yes, I like girls but enough is enough I had to get my homework done.

Couldn't even do my homework at home  usually three girls usually went upstairs in my bedroom to see me. Now  my mom was downstairs and suddenly she heard a loud noise and yelled "What are you guys doing up there ?!" in which I replied "We're rearranging the furniture !"

I use to make myself up using my mom's makeup--lol
Not only that I used to excercise including facial excercises that were in  mom's woman magazines.
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I exercise from head to toe. On each  exercise I played a 45 RPM record when the song was over that particular excercise was over and was time to change the record for a different exercise.It usually took two hours.

Seven grade was a different story the girls had their own lunch room and the boys had their own lunch room. What the heck !
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Using Opposite Colors.

When I make my own  cards for birthdays or whatever, it usually has one  background color along with the text in the opposite color. That way it saves me time of what text color I want to use.

So what is the opposite color of red ?  We all know the primary colors of paint red, yellow and blue.  So if we choose red, the other primary colors that are left are the opposite colors. In this case yellow and blue are  left over, and when we mix equal parts of yellow and blue we get green thus green is the opposite color of red.

Again red,yellow and blue. This time what is the opposite color of blue? Well, yellow and red will be left over so if we mix equal parts of yellow and red we get orange. So orange is the opposite color of blue.

 If we add white and black to the mix along with red, yellow and blue we can make all different kinds of colors, over 2 million of them using various amounts of each color.

Now if you are using photoshop there are lot of choices of colors you can use for the background. To find the opposite color of your background go to "image","adjustments" and finally "invert" .

Use your eye dropper to choose the color then invert back and use the text tool to type in your message. Three pictures are below.

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Gaslighting Drunkard Samuel

One April fool's day, I was visiting my next door neighbor Sharon she had to go to the restroom.  Sam drove up,so I left via the front door making sure Sam saw me while I was pretending to be mad about something and seemingly walking my way home.

However, I did not go home. I enter Sharon's house again via the back door and sat back down. My timing was great, because Sharon was through using the bathroom and saw me just sitting down.

  Sam came in and had ask "What is Stanley mad about I just saw him leaving?"   Sharon replied "Stanley, did not leave he is right here sitting on the couch !"  Sharon pointed at the couch I turn around and there I was---lol

The point is Sam saw me leave and when he entered Sharon's house  there I was again--lol

One day I purchase a lottery ticket choosing the last week's drawing numbers and I also had a videotape of the last week's drawing.At that time they did not show the date of the drawing on screen.

I pretended to get excited because I won the jackpot. I gave Sam the ticket and said "Here, hold this I have to go to the restroom"  while pretending to go to the restroom Sam left and drove off with the "winning" ticket---lol

When Sam found out the ticket was worthless he was mad. Well, he is always mad anyway because he drinks too much especially on that whiskey.

Sam once told be that a turtle is the fastest mammal in the water. mmm I knew then I was dealing with someone who is not too bright.

Actually a mammal is any animal that has hair or fur and feeds milk via nipples to their young.Yes, human beings belong to the animal group called mammals.

A turtle is a shelled reptile and they don't give milk to their young.

          The tricks we pulled on drunkard Sam he deserve them.

Hey, I am mellowing out here !

I like most genres of music but at night and at naptime I like to mellow out with soft music rest of the genres can rest until the middle of the day.In short, I would not like a heavy metal lullabye egad :(.

Here's a tune I like called "The Music Box Dancer" doesn't exactly mellow me out but I like it.

              click here for The Music Box Dancer

Now this bottom tune is from the movie "The Great Race" and the title of the song is titled "The Sweetheart Tree". Natalie Wood's voice was dubbed in by another female singer.

                  click here for The Sweetheart Tree

The last song is from a movie titled "Moulin Rouge" which translates to "Red Mill" and like in the Spainish language most of their adjectives go behind the nouns.

The movie Moulin Rouge is about a poet who falls in love with a beautiful terimally ill actress in a Cabaret. The song "Where is your heart ?" is below. Now if you tear up while listening to this song or during its movie then you're okay.

                click here for Where's Your Heart ?

2 Broke Girls: Fate

I remember long ago ABC simply pulled the plug on most of their shows and we were left with just the cliff hangers.

Now 2 Broke Girls on CBS may have the same faith. So what to do in a case like this ? Simple, make your own ending. 

One day Han ordered too many chickens to fit into the freezer so he gave most of them away, even to Caroline and Max.At their apartment Caroline fried the chicken according to her mother's secret recipe. People around the apartment building smelled the chicken and wanted a taste. To Caroline's and Max's suprise everyone love it. So Caroline copyrighted the recipe so she and her friend Max can go into business.

Since they have many visitors now Max decided to clean up the apartment and beside the side wall of Caroline's murphy bed she found a contract that was unsigned from her scammers and found out if Caroline signs the document she will get all her properties back.Max gave Caroline the document which she signed with a honest lawyer present, and she is now owner of all her previous properties.

Since Caroline got all her monies back the people who did not have jobs at their apartment were hired, and a building was bought and called it "Caroline's And Max's Fried and Baked Chicken." They offered other foodstuffs as well including Max's homemade cupcakes. Also on their new purchase chicken ranch they made sure the chickens were roaming free and not caged and fully corn fed. 

But they did not stop there since they know they get many more customers via TV dinners world wide. The TV dinner only contain 11 plump pieces of chicken for $17.  At first people thought that was outrageous. until they bought it and warm it up according to the package instructions, and notice it was worth every penny.In fact people went back to buy some more and most even bought 5 or more packages at a time.

Max did not want to ruin their new business so she gave up marijuana all together and even hired bouncers to get rid of people who do illegal drugs.Max's vice now is drinking too much diet soda. 

Now the 2 Broke Girls are now known as the 2 Extremely Rich girls.Not too mention the 2 Extremely Beautiful Girls.Max especially looks good in red-velvet. Caroline in either black,white or even pink dresses.

I like watching 2 Broke Girls on Mondays but in my opinon there are too many one liners  it is impossible to act that way and they should take a hint from iCarly/Victorious/Big Bang Theory talking louder as they were on stage and being more dynanic.

At least 2 Broke Girls will now be shown on reruns and not simply on TBS but other stations as well. On the CW in my town it is going to be on everyday. :)

My jump for joy gif is below lol:

click here for 2 Broke Girls' picture

On the left Kat Dennings (Max) and on the right Beth Behrs (bears) on the right. Beth is Hebrew for house and Kat spelled this way is an evergreen shrub. It can also be spelled as Khat. (end)

Windows Computers Recovery Options.

In 2009, I got a Acer Windows 7 computer for Christmas from my sister and my brother-in-law. It worked fine for a few months then suddenly it started to work strange. so I use system restore to restore the computer to an earlier time; But unknown to me the electric company was putting in new electric meters and the electricity went off and screwed the system restore process.

For years I tried to recover my Acer  computer.My sister told me to press "alt" and F10 at the same time, I tried it and nothing happen. The trick is to get to the recovery drive then a few months ago this year I decided to fix the computer once and all. I looked online via another computer. it said press "alt" and keep tapping the "F10" key.


While holding down the "alt" key, I kept pressing the "F10" key as if I were sending Morse code nothing happen until I let go and two prompts showed up in the recovery options:

In my case I thought it was best to use option 2  erase the entire hard drive and reinstall. It took about four hours to have everything reinstalled.Yes, recent computers do this automatically. Even if the screen is blank for 10 or more minutes do not interrup. The computer itself will let you know when it is done.I am using my Windows 7 now, by the way.

Now different companies  have different methods on how to get to their recovery options. I also have a HP Windows 8 and to get to their recovery options you must hold down the "windows key" and keep tapping "F11" key.

I also have recovery disks for computers as the last resort in case I cannot get to the recovery options at all on the computers.

I made full factory settings recovery on both of my computers. Why?  because the icon and prompt saying "Get Windows 10" bugs me.My Windows 7 is going to stay Windows 7, and my Windows 8 is going to stay Windows 8.

And the only updates I am going to install from Windows Update are just the important updates and not the optional ones unless I need them to update certain drivers.

Windows 8 disk clean up  now offers Windows Update Cleanup which cleans up updates that is no longer needed, saving disk space. However, it is going to take hours. Once it is finish just restart your computer.

You can also have Windows Update clean up on Windows 7 however it must be downloaded from Mircosoft's download site.

Basically, it's how to fix one or more computers by looking for info on your working computers.  :)  

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My Mircowave Conked Out

Last Saturday I tought I was cooking a TV dinner in my mircowave I turn the oven on, but I had nothing in it and it ruin the magnetron tube. On the plus side I had that mircowave for 22 years, and time for a new one anyway. They have mircowaves at various resell shops but there you are just buying someone else's problems.

Since all I been doing lately is using my mircowave to heat TV dinners due to the extreme hot weather I really do not need an expensive one. In fact, a person can get a brand new mircowave for $40 or less at Walmart.I may get one this week, if not it is nothing to worry about. I have other cooking methods.

The magnetron tube is what concentrats radio waves to mircowaves. Mircowave ovens cooks by rubbing water monocles against each other in food. However, something like paper plates, napkins, plastic etc does not contain water monocles so the mircowaves just pass through them.  

Don't turn your mircowave on, if it has nothing to cook inside it. You'll will ruin the mircowave. It burns out the magnetron tube.


My gas oven also does not work  and I still have TV dinners but it is really not a major problem since I have a  electric convention oven. 

The TV dinners are in plastic containers so I can't put those in the convention oven. However, I still can pop out the food from the plastic container into a ceremic dish or foil pan and heat them up in the convention oven that way.  :)