At my old age I take a lot of prescription medicine for various health conditions some of which have side effects of causing weird dreams.
THE GIFT OF GOUT
One night I dreamt I was on a moving passenger train I saw this beautiful blond actress who plays a money broke girl on a popular sitcom. In my dream I was lying down face-up on one of the train beds with my bare feet sticking out from the covers.I was going to ask her an autograph then show her a magic trick.
I was half asleep, my mind in the real world was thinking she may have time for an autograph request, but she may not have time to stick around for a magic trick. She kissed my left bare foot and departed to go to bed. When I woke up,in the real world, I have seen what look like a red nipple on my left big toe. I woke up with gout.
I had gout twice before and it hurts. This time I was not going to fool around I made an appointment with my doctor, who gave me a shot in my bare butt and sent me home with antibiotics.
THE BLUE MAN
Another dream I had was about a six foot blue skin man who told me "I don't want you to be walking around !". The next scene, if you will, was the same exact blue skin man but this time he was only two feet tall walking through Wal-Marts' Aisles.
On awaking that night walking to my bathroom I stubbed my toe on my right foot which in turn made my ankle hurt. My home nurse (who comes once a week) took a look at it and told me "It's not too bad, let it heal on its own".It was healed within a week. This blue skin man had the same shade of blue like my omeprazole prescription pills (stomach acid reducer).
THE COFFIN DREAM
One night I had a coffin dream. I dreamt I was in a closed coffin and couldn't breathe; Again, I was only half asleep, lying face up in bed aware that I was dreaming. I tried hard to wake up but I was paralyzed took every will power of my brain to move my muscles to get woken up. I finally got woken up and was glad it was just a dream.
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