Ike He Is Not A Man

 Jackie  gives her present husband Ike money to pay the bills but instead of paying bills Ike has been spending the money on whiskey and other liquors that's when Jackie decided to drop Ike like a lead balloon and since the house is in her name Jackie tells Ike to get the hell out.

Jackie: "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU SON OF A BITCH !

I HAVE NO CABLE, NO PHONE SERVICES AND THE WI-FI PEOPLE ARE NOT EVEN COMING."

"YOU DON'T EVEN THINK OF MY DAUGHTER VANESSA ONLY YOURSELF AND SHE  NEEDS A NEW ASTHMA INHALER IT'S  ABOUT OUT ! YOU  F**K-ING BITCH !"

Ike punches Jackie in the eye and then he pushes her daughter Vanessa on the floor. Vanessa runs upstairs and starts to cry. Later Vanessa braves up gets on her computer and goes on Facebook to tell her friends about her troubles then decides to text her very best friend to  please call the police.

 Days later at court the jury finds Ike guilty.

Vanessa: "Is my former dad going to be in jail for the rest of his life ?"

   

Jackie:"No, Honey, people in this state do not take wife and child beaters lightly. He is going to pay the ultimate price; That way a person would think twice before beating a child or woman !"

Jackie: "By the way, how did you get on the internet ?"

Vanessa explains:  " I was so excited to be on Wi-Fi  I couldn't wait!  A few days ago, I have had asked Ivy the old lady next door if I may piggy back on hers. She gave me  permission and a temporary password I can use, until we get Wi-Fi  of our own then she's going to change it back"

Jackie: "Vanessa, you are a very smart girl and  a life saver"

Vanessa: "Thank you and why was Ike so mean?"

Jackie:" People like that do not have love in their hearts especially pure love. I have pure love, you have pure love and Johnny who is going to be my new husband has pure love . You will love Johnny"

Vanessa: "Is Johnny going to be anything like Ike?"

Jackie: "No, honey, far from it. Johnny is mostly a fixer upper he knows plumping, electrical work, knows how to fix cars, trucks and in your case bicycles, he can't even stand to see a hole in a wall if he sees one he goes and fixes it"

"Right now Johnny is installing a new furnace for us. He was going to clean our old ten year old furnance, but decided to buy us a new one.. Something about the flames being yellow in a natural gas furnace. They should be blue with small yellow tips, if  the flames are entirely yellow it means the natual gas furnace is extremely dirty and needs cleaning" 


Jackie continues: "But one thing Johnny cannot fix, Vanessa, are your health problems he is not a doctor which  is why you have appointment in two weeks."

Three weeks later after Jackie's services have been restored thanks to Johnny paying the bills a nurse calls to talk about Vanessa's health.

Nurse:  "Jackie ? Vanessa does not need inhalers anymore.Don't let her use them, for some strange reason her asthma went away;That does happen in some cases, however she still does  have some pollutants in her lungs but that will go away in time"

Jackie tells Vanessa the good news and ask "Where is Johnny ?"

Vanessa: "Down in the basement checking the elements in our electric water heater"

Jackie yells down the basement stairs: "Johnny, honey, don't forget we are getting married tomorrow"

The next day Jackie and Johnny walks down the wedding aisle:

Johnny: "Oh look, honey, there's a hole in the church wall, I have to fix that !"

Jackie: "Worry about that later. Right now we're getting married"

                              *****END****

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