Friday, July 28, 2017

Why Do We Have Rainbows?

 It seems like I have a dry spell, so I figure the only cure is to write at least something down.. 
Vanessa: "Mom?!, why do we have rainbows?"

Jackie:   "Well, honey, it's God's way of reminding peoples of the world  that we all should  get along regardless of race; Like if the whole world is just like one big happy rainbow"

Jackie continues:   "Not only that, but we also have to respect and appreciate each other as well, that  includes respecting each other's peaceful religions and also to respect peoples' sexual orientations

As far as religions are concern ,in my option No one is righter than the other ! We all must get along, of course relations and friends are going to argue but that is just a normal part of life" 


Vanessa: "In other words, you're telling me that the myth of finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow is actually a metaphor for love and peace, and to find that love and peace we all must get along like the colors of a rainbow, and to accept people just the way they are"

Jackie: "Oh my God, Vanessa,  you're smarter than I am !"

Vanessa: " I love you, mom"

Jackie: "I love you too, honey, now give  mommy a great big hug"

                                      ***END***




Tuesday, July 18, 2017

How Many Identical Twins In Germany

Germany sure has a lot of identical twins or it may seem that way since the whole country of Germany is half the size of Texas also when I look at the numbers on my blog most hits I have gotten were the blogs about the German twins Allison and Heidi who I had known 54 years ago

Below is a picture of one set of identical twins holding hands before finishing a race either they knew what each other was thinking or they have had talked about it.Their brains are similar.
 click here to see picture of one set of German twins.

Below  a German music video from identical twins Kathrina and Jessica "All Peoples of/on The World"
  click here for Katharina's and Jessica's Music Video

Another German music video below but this time from Verena  and Nadine singing "7 Days Longing" notice they both have freckles which does not bother me (remember the German "V" sounds like the English "F"):  
   click here for Verena's and Nadine's music video

If I was still in the fifth grade with let's say that are about 10 sets of identical twins in our class I and my male friends would definitely would have a field day. Hey ! here's an idea rotating girl friends. :) read on....

Below is a video of a duo who are not twins. They're not even sisters which is revealed in their interview at the end. Heard of The Beatles, well they are not actually beetles are they?

Also you will notice they are in line skating, playing and singing which proves that females are better at multi-tasking than men are. 
          click here for Twinnies' music video.

I did take German in the fifth grade and Spainish from the eighth grade. I like the German language better they don't talk a mile a minute.(end)




Monday, July 17, 2017

Where Did The 100 Come From?

About a month ago I posted this tweet on my stanleyinparis' account:  
But where did the number 100 come from ?
Simple a person can write the formula this way: 
X%  of  30 = 19.5

The percent sign "%" just by itself has a value of  1/100, so we simply replace the percent sign with the value of 1/100.
X (1/100) of 30 =19.5

X/100 of 30 =19.5 

30X/100 = 19.5


Saturday, July 15, 2017

Ike He Is Not A Man

 Jackie  gives her present husband Ike money to pay the bills but instead of paying bills Ike has been spending the money on whiskey and other liquors that's when Jackie decided to drop Ike like a lead balloon and since the house is in her name Jackie tells Ike to get the hell out.

Jackie: "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU SON OF A BITCH !
I HAVE NO CABLE, NO PHONE SERVICES AND THE WI-FI PEOPLE ARE NOT EVEN COMING."

"YOU DON'T EVEN THINK OF MY DAUGHTER VANESSA ONLY YOURSELF AND SHE  NEEDS A NEW ASTHMA INHALER IT'S  ABOUT OUT ! YOU  F**K-ING BITCH !"


Ike punches Jackie in the eye and then he pushes her daughter Vanessa on the floor. Vanessa runs upstairs and starts to cry. Later Vanessa braves up gets on her computer and goes on Facebook to tell her friends about her troubles then decides to text her very best friend to  please call the police.

 Days later at court the jury finds Ike guilty.

Vanessa: "Is my former dad going to be in jail for the rest of his life ?"
   
Jackie:"No, Honey, people in this state do not take wife and child beaters lightly. He is going to pay the ultimate price; That way a person would think twice before beating a child or woman !"

Jackie: "By the way, how did you get on the internet ?"

Vanessa explains:  " I was so excited to be on Wi-Fi  I couldn't wait!  A few days ago, I have had asked Ivy the old lady next door if I may piggy back on hers. She gave me  permission and a temporary password I can use, until we get Wi-Fi  of our own then she's going to change it back"

Jackie: "Vanessa, you are a very smart girl and  a life saver"

Vanessa: "Thank you and why was Ike so mean?"

Jackie:" People like that do not have love in their hearts especially pure love. I have pure love, you have pure love and Johnny who is going to be my new husband has pure love . You will love Johnny"

Vanessa: "Is Johnny going to be anything like Ike?"

Jackie: "No, honey, far from it. Johnny is mostly a fixer upper he knows plumping, electrical work, knows how to fix cars, trucks and in your case bicycles, he can't even stand to see a hole in a wall if he sees one he goes and fixes it"

"Right now Johnny is installing a new furnace for us. He was going to clean our old ten year old furnance, but decided to buy us a new one.. Something about the flames being yellow in a natural gas furnace. They should be blue with small yellow tips, if  the flames are entirely yellow it means the natual gas furnace is extremely dirty and needs cleaning" 


Jackie continues: "But one thing Johnny cannot fix, Vanessa, are your health problems he is not a doctor which  is why you have appointment in two weeks."

Three weeks later after Jackie's services have been restored thanks to Johnny paying the bills a nurse calls to talk about Vanessa's health.

Nurse:  "Jackie ? Vanessa does not need inhalers anymore.Don't let her use them, for some strange reason her asthma went away;That does happen in some cases, however she still does  have some pollutants in her lungs but that will go away in time"

Jackie tells Vanessa the good news and ask "Where is Johnny ?"

Vanessa: "Down in the basement checking the elements in our electric water heater"

Jackie yells down the basement stairs: "Johnny, honey, don't forget we are getting married tomorrow"

The next day Jackie and Johnny walks down the wedding aisle:

Johnny: "Oh look, honey, there's a hole in the church wall, I have to fix that !"

Jackie: "Worry about that later. Right now we're getting married"

                              *****END****



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