German Twins And The Busher's Boy.

This is sometime before the identical  German twins Allison and Heidi had to head back to their own country.

One Sunday (1963) it was nice out except my toxic uncle had to  come to visit and ruin it all. Forcing me to sit on the couch to watch a ballgame .It was nice out. I wanted to go outside to play, go to the park and ride my bicycle. I did not want to watch stupid ballgames all day long.The only program I wanted to watch on that day was "Dennis The Menace"  which would have come on at 7 PM EDT.

Finally it was a little after  7 PM and "Dennis The Menace" was join in progress during this time my mom ask me to take out the trash  After I put the trash in the barrel  I heard bushes shaking and  voices  behind the bush  going "GRRRRR !" . it turn out to be  the German twins (Allison and Heidi)  along with some of my other classmates from the fifth grade pretending to be bears.

At that moment the beautiful German twins had "attacked" me  forcing me down to the ground and pinning me  making growling noises, smacking noises with their mouths and wagging their tongues  before they finally said "We got you, Stanley". Yes, I could force my way back up but I didn't want to

Now all of us were pretending to be bears running, chasing and "attacking" each other. I was even pinned down with some of my male friends  disappointed  they weren't girls it was all right though they were my friends. While playing with the German girls I did not care about "Dennis The Menace" any more nor any of the following weekly episodes. Something inside me had changed.

When I went back in the house (after 90 minutes )  my toxic uncle was still there and angrily asked " WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ? " I told him I was playing with the German girls.Now here we go Mr. toxic uncle is now also  Mr. Bigot and started to talked about  the world wars during which  he forbade me to play with them  . Of course I wasn't going to obey him he is just an idiot.My heart was on cloud 9, you all ! AND WAS HE EVER SORRY THAT I BARED MY FANGS ! Basically, I told him if he is going to bitch then go back home.

      Some days I wish that I  could freeze dry my toxic uncle and make him into a busher's boy.

 If you do not know what a busher's boy is:  It's a peeing statue or any other statue usually seen on sides of fountains.

 The law may have something to say about that; But if I did that to Aldoft Hilter no one would have really cared  not even most of the Germans and I doubt anyone would stop me. In fact today's Germany has anti-nazi   laws in place. All races are now welcome to their country. nazi doesn't deserve a capital 'N'

Now it is kind of strange having friends playing with me on Sunday usually we played after school during the weekdays maybe it was an act of God. 
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