Gaslighting Drunkard Samuel

One April fool's day, I was visiting my next door neighbor Sharon she had to go to the restroom.  Sam drove up,so I left via the front door making sure Sam saw me while I was pretending to be mad about something and seemingly walking my way home.

However, I did not go home. I enter Sharon's house again via the back door and sat back down. My timing was great, because Sharon was through using the bathroom and saw me just sitting down.

  Sam came in and had ask "What is Stanley mad about I just saw him leaving?"   Sharon replied "Stanley, did not leave he is right here sitting on the couch !"  Sharon pointed at the couch I turn around and there I was---lol

The point is Sam saw me leave and when he entered Sharon's house  there I was again--lol

One day I purchase a lottery ticket choosing the last week's drawing numbers and I also had a videotape of the last week's drawing.At that time they did not show the date of the drawing on screen.

I pretended to get excited because I won the jackpot. I gave Sam the ticket and said "Here, hold this I have to go to the restroom"  while pretending to go to the restroom Sam left and drove off with the "winning" ticket---lol

When Sam found out the ticket was worthless he was mad. Well, he is always mad anyway because he drinks too much especially on that whiskey.

Sam once told be that a turtle is the fastest mammal in the water. mmm I knew then I was dealing with someone who is not too bright.

Actually a mammal is any animal that has hair or fur and feeds milk via nipples to their young.Yes, human beings belong to the animal group called mammals.

A turtle is a shelled reptile and they don't give milk to their young.

          The tricks we pulled on drunkard Sam he deserve them.

Hey, I am mellowing out here !

I like most genres of music but at night and at naptime I like to mellow out with soft music rest of the genres can rest until the middle of the day.In short, I would not like a heavy metal lullabye egad :(.

Here's a tune I like called "The Music Box Dancer" doesn't exactly mellow me out but I like it.

              click here for The Music Box Dancer

Now this bottom tune is from the movie "The Great Race" and the title of the song is titled "The Sweetheart Tree". Natalie Wood's voice was dubbed in by another female singer.

                  click here for The Sweetheart Tree

The last song is from a movie titled "Moulin Rouge" which translates to "Red Mill" and like in the Spainish language most of their adjectives go behind the nouns.

The movie Moulin Rouge is about a poet who falls in love with a beautiful terimally ill actress in a Cabaret. The song "Where is your heart ?" is below. Now if you tear up while listening to this song or during its movie then you're okay.

                click here for Where's Your Heart ?

2 Broke Girls: Fate

I remember long ago ABC simply pulled the plug on most of their shows and we were left with just the cliff hangers.

Now 2 Broke Girls on CBS may have the same faith. So what to do in a case like this ? Simple, make your own ending. 

One day Han ordered too many chickens to fit into the freezer so he gave most of them away, even to Caroline and Max.At their apartment Caroline fried the chicken according to her mother's secret recipe. People around the apartment building smelled the chicken and wanted a taste. To Caroline's and Max's suprise everyone love it. So Caroline copyrighted the recipe so she and her friend Max can go into business.

Since they have many visitors now Max decided to clean up the apartment and beside the side wall of Caroline's murphy bed she found a contract that was unsigned from her scammers and found out if Caroline signs the document she will get all her properties back.Max gave Caroline the document which she signed with a honest lawyer present, and she is now owner of all her previous properties.

Since Caroline got all her monies back the people who did not have jobs at their apartment were hired, and a building was bought and called it "Caroline's And Max's Fried and Baked Chicken." They offered other foodstuffs as well including Max's homemade cupcakes. Also on their new purchase chicken ranch they made sure the chickens were roaming free and not caged and fully corn fed. 

But they did not stop there since they know they get many more customers via TV dinners world wide. The TV dinner only contain 11 plump pieces of chicken for $17.  At first people thought that was outrageous. until they bought it and warm it up according to the package instructions, and notice it was worth every penny.In fact people went back to buy some more and most even bought 5 or more packages at a time.

Max did not want to ruin their new business so she gave up marijuana all together and even hired bouncers to get rid of people who do illegal drugs.Max's vice now is drinking too much diet soda. 

Now the 2 Broke Girls are now known as the 2 Extremely Rich girls.Not too mention the 2 Extremely Beautiful Girls.Max especially looks good in red-velvet. Caroline in either black,white or even pink dresses.

I like watching 2 Broke Girls on Mondays but in my opinon there are too many one liners  it is impossible to act that way and they should take a hint from iCarly/Victorious/Big Bang Theory talking louder as they were on stage and being more dynanic.

At least 2 Broke Girls will now be shown on reruns and not simply on TBS but other stations as well. On the CW in my town it is going to be on everyday. :)

My jump for joy gif is below lol:

click here for 2 Broke Girls' picture

On the left Kat Dennings (Max) and on the right Beth Behrs (bears) on the right. Beth is Hebrew for house and Kat spelled this way is an evergreen shrub. It can also be spelled as Khat. (end)

Windows Computers Recovery Options.

In 2009, I got a Acer Windows 7 computer for Christmas from my sister and my brother-in-law. It worked fine for a few months then suddenly it started to work strange. so I use system restore to restore the computer to an earlier time; But unknown to me the electric company was putting in new electric meters and the electricity went off and screwed the system restore process.

For years I tried to recover my Acer  computer.My sister told me to press "alt" and F10 at the same time, I tried it and nothing happen. The trick is to get to the recovery drive then a few months ago this year I decided to fix the computer once and all. I looked online via another computer. it said press "alt" and keep tapping the "F10" key.


While holding down the "alt" key, I kept pressing the "F10" key as if I were sending Morse code nothing happen until I let go and two prompts showed up in the recovery options:

In my case I thought it was best to use option 2  erase the entire hard drive and reinstall. It took about four hours to have everything reinstalled.Yes, recent computers do this automatically. Even if the screen is blank for 10 or more minutes do not interrup. The computer itself will let you know when it is done.I am using my Windows 7 now, by the way.

Now different companies  have different methods on how to get to their recovery options. I also have a HP Windows 8 and to get to their recovery options you must hold down the "windows key" and keep tapping "F11" key.

I also have recovery disks for computers as the last resort in case I cannot get to the recovery options at all on the computers.

I made full factory settings recovery on both of my computers. Why?  because the icon and prompt saying "Get Windows 10" bugs me.My Windows 7 is going to stay Windows 7, and my Windows 8 is going to stay Windows 8.

And the only updates I am going to install from Windows Update are just the important updates and not the optional ones unless I need them to update certain drivers.

Windows 8 disk clean up  now offers Windows Update Cleanup which cleans up updates that is no longer needed, saving disk space. However, it is going to take hours. Once it is finish just restart your computer.

You can also have Windows Update clean up on Windows 7 however it must be downloaded from Mircosoft's download site.

Basically, it's how to fix one or more computers by looking for info on your working computers.  :)  

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My Mircowave Conked Out

Last Saturday I tought I was cooking a TV dinner in my mircowave I turn the oven on, but I had nothing in it and it ruin the magnetron tube. On the plus side I had that mircowave for 22 years, and time for a new one anyway. They have mircowaves at various resell shops but there you are just buying someone else's problems.

Since all I been doing lately is using my mircowave to heat TV dinners due to the extreme hot weather I really do not need an expensive one. In fact, a person can get a brand new mircowave for $40 or less at Walmart.I may get one this week, if not it is nothing to worry about. I have other cooking methods.

The magnetron tube is what concentrats radio waves to mircowaves. Mircowave ovens cooks by rubbing water monocles against each other in food. However, something like paper plates, napkins, plastic etc does not contain water monocles so the mircowaves just pass through them.  

Don't turn your mircowave on, if it has nothing to cook inside it. You'll will ruin the mircowave. It burns out the magnetron tube.


My gas oven also does not work  and I still have TV dinners but it is really not a major problem since I have a  electric convention oven. 

The TV dinners are in plastic containers so I can't put those in the convention oven. However, I still can pop out the food from the plastic container into a ceremic dish or foil pan and heat them up in the convention oven that way.  :)