Friday, June 5, 2015

This Upside Down Volcano Will Save Your Life really :)

In the year 2016,  I will be having my forth colonoscopy don't worry I won't be showing pictures inside a person's butt, but anyone who is at least 40 and over definitely 60 and over should have it done.However, if you want to, you can start when you reach the age of 35. They did find one cancerous pyolop which was removed before it spread to the rest of my body.

There are risks in all operations but in case of a colonoscopy they are extremely rare. 

The worst part of the colonoscopy is the day before when you take a laxative all day long to induce diarrhea .and you'll be playing upside down volcano all day.

The doctor will give you instructions so follow those  and not the instructions on the laxative bottle. I usually scan the instructions inside my computer in case I can't find them.

On the day before the operation it is an all liquid diet. Fortunately, you can still have your coffee, tea or soda but drink nothing red. I go a bit further and omit the colors that contain red.
                                     Purple (red and blue), 
                                Orange (red and yellow),
                                       Pink (red and white).
Brown or grey (red and green depending how the portions of those colors are mixed).

Usually, the instructions say mix the laxative with gatoraid and drink it every few hours and keep the bathroom free. I use lemon-lime gatoraid 

On the day of the colonoscopy you might want to get your coffee ready before you head out cause when you return you will not be thinking straight. The main reason why you need someone to drive you to the hospital don't drive yourself, and no major decisions for a few days.

When you get home do not eat for four hours and lift nothing weighting more than 10 pounds think of a 10 pound bag of potatoes  Don't eat any roughage like broccoli,cauliflower, cabbage etc.

If you did you use lemon-lime gatoraid to mix your laxative with, your stool will be yellow for a few weeks nothing to worry about.

                          It'll be all over before you know it :)







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