Annoying Car Dealers Becoming Angels..

You've seen those annoying car dealers on television they're just as annoying as those televison evangelists. Like the evangelist they probably drive a van and put gel in their hair is which is why televison preachers are known as EVANGELISTS as for the rest of the letters E-I-S-T-S one could add a "N" and a "L"  for ENLIST.

EVALGELISTS ENLISTS people into Christianity.
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If you have seen the recent news you already know that lately these annoying car dealers are being killed off one by one regardless of their beliefs. So far there were no witnesses which is strange since most  car dealerships are near  crowded highways seems like there should be a witness somewhere.

To this day there is really no clue what is going on, except a lot of calls from  wives to their husbands' life insurance companies. Maybe the wives are killing each other's husbands but  not at the same time that way each one can have their own alibi.

Now there are cases where the authorities have known who did the crime(s) but they still have to prove it.  The wives may try to go to court early before the authorities have a chance to build up a case.That way the wives can get an an acquittal , and would  be allowed to  spend the life insurance monies with the court's blessing.

 Not all car dealerships are near the highway some are  in the middle of small towns , in fact I have a car dealership right next door to me, and I did witness an annoying car dealer being knocked off.Should I do something about that? Na, I am going be like the rest of the people and do nothing about it at all. :)

By the way APRIL FOOL and yes the above story was complete fiction..:)