Annoying Car Dealers Becoming Angels..

You've seen those annoying car dealers on television they're just as annoying as those televison evangelists. Like the evangelist they probably drive a van and put gel in their hair is which is why televison preachers are known as EVANGELISTS as for the rest of the letters E-I-S-T-S one could add a "N" and a "L"  for ENLIST.

EVALGELISTS ENLISTS people into Christianity.
 click here to see annoying car dealer evangelist.

If you have seen the recent news you already know that lately these annoying car dealers are being killed off one by one regardless of their beliefs. So far there were no witnesses which is strange since most  car dealerships are near  crowded highways seems like there should be a witness somewhere.

To this day there is really no clue what is going on, except a lot of calls from  wives to their husbands' life insurance companies. Maybe the wives are killing each other's husbands but  not at the same time that way each one can have their own alibi.

Now there are cases where the authorities have known who did the crime(s) but they still have to prove it.  The wives may try to go to court early before the authorities have a chance to build up a case.That way the wives can get an an acquittal , and would  be allowed to  spend the life insurance monies with the court's blessing.

 Not all car dealerships are near the highway some are  in the middle of small towns , in fact I have a car dealership right next door to me, and I did witness an annoying car dealer being knocked off.Should I do something about that? Na, I am going be like the rest of the people and do nothing about it at all. :)

By the way APRIL FOOL and yes the above story was complete fiction..:)

Women On The U.S. $20 Bill By The Year 2020

You heard the news by the year 2020 the U.S government may put a woman on  a $20 bill. My guess it'll probably be one of the women who works for the U.S government. Some countries already have women on their currency why not the U.S ?

But do these women really have to be working for the U.S government or can it be any other famous female  ?  

I watch "2 Broke Girls" a lot and I would either nominate either or both Beth Behrs ("Bears") and/or Kat Dennings. Why?  Because it'll be for people who have to kiss their money goodbye like the 2 Broke Girls.

 click here for Kat Dennings & Beth Behrs Picture.

                 click here for video of 2 Broke Girls

Yes, if you have photoshop you can put your face on a one dollar bill. It's legal as long it is printed out oversized or undersized.

As for the million or billion dollar bill they don't exsist  
           U.S currency only goes up to $100,000


Now some noveity shops will sell packets of million or billion dollar bills for maybe around $5 but they're not counterfeit. You can't counterfeit something that doesn't exsist. 

Now suppose you saw a million dollar bill lying down on the sidewalk is it real? Of course not ,the first clue is that it is just lying down there on the sidewalk. :)

That Is Ridiculously High :(

What !!!  It cost $496 to meet and greet Ariana Grande ? Parents sure would love that! It would be alright if the kids are of working age and making their own money however I believe if kids are working hard making their own money "they may" decide not to go to the concert and keep their $500 for something else like opening a savings account and maybe wait for anyone who is in the concert and film it and upload it to youtube that way it can be seen for free.

Now suppose they want their picture with Ariana well she has video vines where she had met fans just download the video, use windows movie maker and just edit yourself in.
I do have an authentic Hayley Mills' autograph and it's nice to have something that was actually touch by the stars.Something I can touch they touched.

Now Elizabeth Gillies meet and greet was only $30 per person and that is a lot more reasonable Same amount it cost me to see Olivia Newton-John perform in Terre Haute,IN (1976).Elizabeth Gillies is actually a  very nice person and nothing like her Jade West Character.

Below is a video of Ariana Grande's 2014 concert. It'll still make you feel that you're actually there and you can view it for free :)
click here for Ariana Grande 2014 Concert

click here for Ariana's and Liz's picture.

Now on to the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Did you know before a person gets a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame he/she has to be notinated ? Not only that the said star has to plop down $30,000 to have it done that's ridiculous that is like paying $10,000 for an empty twinkie box :(.Of course to most stars it's just a drop in a bucket.

Well, I am going to notinate myself and it isn't going to cost me a cent. I'm human right and like most people I'm special right? Right! 
So here is my star with my name embedded and I don't even have to worry about how the weather affects it.. :)

Below is a site where you can created your own Walk Of Fame:
          click here for your own Walk Of Fame

Now, why are football tickets in the thousands and thousands when one can stay home and watch it for free? Even taverns have to purchase a license before showing the games on their televisons. Okay, granted  you want to watch  the game outside. Well, programs can be displayed on laptops now ,just simply take your laptop outside.

My toxic uncle even when I was a kid wanted to borrow money from me to buy football game tickets even when I just got out of the Navy. I'm not going spend all that money on some dumb football game. It's my money not yours then my toxic uncle started threaten me saying he will not visit my house again. That's sounds like killing two birds with one stone if you ask me. :) 

At that time I never told him I had a VCR he would probably want me to record football games.I wasn't born with the sports gene
NOTICE:  Everyone is their own individual and they're not like everyone else.

My Roaster Oven And Hardly Any Mess

When I cook  a roaster chicken in  roaster oven I always use an aluminum foil pan which after use can be re-use of thrown away (your choice). I also kept all my metal empty coffee cans so I can pour grease into them and wrap the lid with duct tape before I throw it away.This saves a lot of mess and plumber calls.

Anyway my first try I did not do very good the chicken was over cooked but still edible. I use the temperature of 350 degrees for about two hours.See video below:

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But on my second try I did better the meat of the side of the chicken was white and no pink. I tired to take just one bite but I just couldn't stop at one bite--lol and the liquid between the leg and thigh ran clear.

The recipe calls for the chicken to be roasted at 13-15 minutes a pound. I just average the minutes to 14 minutes a pound and instead of 350 I set my roaster oven to 425 degrees; While the oven was preheating for about 30 minutes I rubbed the  chicken inside and out with spices ,and then put it in the aluminum foil pan , covered that pan with aluminum foil then Pierce  a few holes and place it in my roaster oven.That way I don't only roast the chicken but steamed it as well. 

I let the chicken roast and steam for about  1 1/2 hours after that I unplugged my roaster oven but kept the lid and foil on for about 20 minutes and then transferred the chicken to another dish (after pouring out the grease)

This time I did good I took some bites of the chicken it was like a texture of a hamburger even the white meat was moist and not dry. See picture below:

As you can see anyone who passes and nibbles on this chicken will absolutely take more than one bite or maybe she/he will eat 1/2 or the whole chicken--lol

The Party Line red,green,black and yellow

In the early 1950's hardly anyone had a private line telephone they were all party lines meaning if your phone rang so did the phones in 1/2 your neighborhood and who ever they were not calling had to hang up but the phone bill back then was $1.00 a month for each person. If one phone was off the hook so were 1/2 the phones in the neighborhood. Each phone had a different number but they were all on the same party line and could listen to each other's conversions.

If you ever look inside a modern landline phone jack you will see 4 color coded wires red,green, black and yellow. On one phone families the phone was just connected to the red(hot) and green wires. The black (hot) and yellow wires was in case a person wanted a second phone number.

In fact if one has a patchcord that has two alligator clips on the end and the plug on the other he/she could tap the red and green wires and plug the other end to the "input" or "aux" jack of a taperecorder and tape phone conversions which is highly illegal.

The advantage of a landline phone of course is ,there are no batteries to run low and when calling 911 your number shows up on their computer along with the address and other info; Not only that if the electricity went off the phone line will still work and even if the phone line  power goes out the phone company still has backup power.

On cellphones the location that most likely to show up is the cell tower location and not where a person is . So if you call 911 on your cellphone tell them exactly where you are.Sometimes the cellphone will display you're in a different county (actually another cellphone location).

Earlier  houses had at least three landline phone jacks but since there are cordless phones now only one jack is needed ,but the disadvantage of a cordless phone is that when electric goes off the cordless phone won't work. So in the case like this unplug the phone line from your cordless receiver and plug it into a regular phone something like the picture below or use your cellphone if you have one.

The landline phone lines carry a current of 24 volts A/C. This kind of current will not kill you but it will bite (shock you) if you touch a bare wire of either the red or black wire while touching the ground  line or being grounded.

My landline phone I now have is down below:

I might try buying a burner or disposable phone a phone with preset minutes and once the minutes are used just throw the whole phone away.  What I am planning is to call the senior bus using my landline phone and when I am at Wal-mart or something I can use my burner phone to call the senior bus that I'm ready to go home or go somewhere else. :)

Pearly Shells, Tiny Bubbles Working Late And VCRs

In 1975 I was working nights and VCRs were  still in their infancy not only that I was getting depress because I could not watch my night time programs and back then the television stations had sign offs at  1 O'clock in the morning that's when I got off work. My landlords wouldn't allow me to have satellite or cable.So, when something really special came on and it was not a weekend I called in sick.

Now that is not the only time I pretended to be sick when I was in school and wanted a day or two off in winter I would put my forehead on a furnace floor register and let my mom feel my hot forehead and she would usually would say "You better stay home for a couple of days" :).There are personal days one can take off for work why not one for schools ?

I got excited when I heard that Don Ho was going to have a show on daytime tv. I tought to myself good at least I can see places in Hawaii but no it was just the same stage everyday and always in the same place.

Also at that time ,I heard that Sony was working on a Beta VCR at that time movie/tv companies wanted them as play back only machines. Sony was getting sued by Universal and Walt Disney but the  U.S supreme court decided  that it is legal as long as one does not sell the tapes or give them away.In fact it made more jobs and more sells for the movie/tv companies.

I bought my first VCR the Betamax for $1000  in 1977 it only had a one event external timer and the tapes themselves cost around  $20 and had a 2 1/2  hour record or play time. Each video cassette had a tab on the bottom that could be taken out in case a person wanted to keep the recording and to prevent accidental erasure.

Now since I can watch "The Bionic Woman","Charlies Angels"."70's Hawaii 5-0" my depression went away because even back then they had different programming each night and the video  tapes could be re-recorded over for at least 100 times.

Below is a music video when Don Ho was in the Ka Hula Ohana Cabarrus senior center; 
What not your kind of music ? 
Who Cares ? 
if some how we can be there we're going to have fun isn't that what counts? And after that we can make plans to do goofy stuff with our teenage friends. ;)
                click here for Don Ho's Pearly Shells song

And bonus song below that. Don Ho signing Tiny Bubbles.

         click here for Tiny Bubbles sung by Don Ho

Why The False Face ?

Before the 1970's there were no cable or satellite just free programming and the commerical breaks were only a minute long except between shows were the commericals were three to three and half minutes long.

In 1966 a comedy show named "Batman" came to the air and believe it or not that show saved ABC. At that time every singing, movie or tv star wanted to be a guess villain on Batman. Naturally, they did not have room for them all so they let them have walk-in cameos.

I am assuming  that is why they created False Face a master of disguise so the actors/actresses could pretend they're False Face in disguise ,but False Face was only shown in one two part episode,so they came up with just stars popping their head out of the window cameos when Batman and Robin were climbing the walls.

          click here for 1966 -1968 Batman Cameos

              click here for 1966-1968 Guess Villains

Now it was not always  cameos  some co-starred as villain sidekicks  like the late Lesley Gore "Pussycat" and Linda Scott who was famous  for singing the song "I've Told Every Little Star" she protrayed "Moth" in the episodes "The Ring of Wax" and "Give 'Em The Axe"  
                click here for "I've Told Every Little Star"

This Saturday March 7, 2015 METV will be airing both episodes of "The Ring Of Wax" and "Give Then The Axe"  on METV starting at 7 PM EST time and co-starring the singer Linda Scott as Moth.Is Batman going to wax serious ?--lol

Now the singers, actors, and tv stars do not always play guess villians on Batman sometimes the play themselves for example the singing duo Chad and Jeremy.
   click here for "A Summer Song" by Chad and Jememy

              click here to see Chad and Jememy on Batman--lol

Why do I watch shows like these ?  Well, I use to watch iCarly, Victorious, True Jackson VP and Sam & Cat on Saturday nights since they went off I went to METV's Sci-Fi night and if not for that I would watch "The Big Bang Theory" on TBS. 

I want to watch something fun on Saturday nights and nothing serious and speaking of Victorious Jade West would have made a perfect "Poison Ivy" if she was around then in the years 1966-1968.

Now  in about 1967 ,CBS tried to follow suit by having a program that makes fun of  the Superman character when he flew he had to flap his arms that show only lasted three weeks, and unfortunately after about 1 1/2 years production cost rose and the Batman comedy series went downhill from there. :(