The Upside Down Television Picture

This Saturday will be April fool's day. So what prank should we pull ?  I know !  Let's turn someone's smart TV picture upside down. Don't worry it's legal and simple so please read on.

First off if your computer can record tv shows then  record various tv shows but only for about 20 seconds each. Next let's use the computer's movie editor software to combine those shows. and then turn all the video images upside down,  name and save the file. Finally transfer the gimmick media on an USB stick via copy and paste.

Yes, you guess it ! Take the gimmick USB stick and plug it in one of the USB ports in back of a smart tv and select the 

right input. Go to the gimmick video and play it.

Get your remote then call your victim "Honey, why are all the tv pictures upside down ?" About every 20 seconds tap an empty space on the remote pretending to change the channels that will convince your victim it is the fault of their TV and not the stations themselves.See video below:

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2 Candy Girls

I seen a lot sets of human female twins in my days but this blog is about look- alikes (doubles) and not twins.

In the sixth grade I knew a very beautiful girl named Candy B. .When walking home from school along with other classmates we all had to start walking in the same direction. Candy B and the other girls always allowed me to play with their hair. Candy was the only one who had a ponytail.

I just can't believe that during that time that Candy B had actually allowed me to kiss her. So many times that I had something that looked like small razor cut on my left side of my bottom lip.We were in puppy-love.

During the summer of 1963 in Columbus, Ohio I went at least twice a week to a public swimming pool named Olympic Swimming pools. It was just a name everyone was allowed there after paying a fee to enter.

The pool is usually crowded except nearing September when Olympic was going to close for the season and hardly anyone there.
Out of nowhere came these bevy of girls willing to swim with me. I suspect they were from the near by Catholic church. One of them even look liked Candy B and I said "Hi,Candy" but as it turns out Candy was her name also. I probably have scared her.

But I did explained that she reminded me of another girl named Candy B. ,even tough you both look a like, you're slightly taller. The only way to clear that up is of course is to let the two Candies met each other. The meeting was arranged. Everything was settled after I apologised and was forgiven.

It seems like every one has a look-alike; But the trouble with some doubles they may have ironically the same first name believe it or not, but it does happen.I have a look-alike in town now ,and guess what?  He has the same first name as I. It's just one of those things.

The Fourth Heart

Vickie and Holly are two sisters born one year apart and almost look alike, and they both had jackets on. On each of their jackets there are three hearts sewn on the top right.

One day at their favorite diner they notice that their friend Earl may be bored and they had asked him " Earl, You want to come with us at 'The Great Place' place?  Our parents own it.

Curious Earl asked "What is 'The Great Place' place?  

Holly and Vickie explain: "Well it is a tall building and inside the building there are ice rinks, roller staking rinks, bowling alley, a swimming pool, a place where you can play laser tag, juke boxes and even an arcade where you can play video games but nothing violent. We don't go for that sort of thing and except for a few games like Pac-man; The other arcade game rules are simple just shoot at everything coming at you !, and there is also a place in the building where you can eat."

At 3 PM that day Earl, Vickie and Holly were about enter the doors of 'The Great Place'  but Earl notice a field across the street with a herd of cattle and he had also noticed a big building beside it."What is that building ?" Earl had asked.

Vicki and Holly again explain: "Our parents own that also. It is an all natural ice cream place and they also own the cows. they also grow their own berries and fruit and the only ingredients they  use are milk/cream, sugar and sometimes eggs or yolks"

"You can make your own custom flavor ice cream there, like for example: Green apple blackberry ,or if you can't decide they have a computer in there that can decide for you. Just tell them how many kinds of fruits or berries you want". "If you  choose  only three fruits you can make your own neapolitian ice cream which not always have to be vanilla, chocolate and strawberry". It is hard to determine how many flavors they have, but we have to say that those combinations are off the charts"

Earl decided he wanted an all natural blackberry milkshake which the sisters bought for him. The sisters themselves decided on all natual lemon milk shakes. Yep,Earl, Vickie and Holly had a lot of fun that evening. :)

The next day back at the diner Earl had notice that each jacket worn by the sisters had a fourth heart sewn to it. Earl asked "Why the fourth heart ?"

"Well, Earl" as the sisters explained "each heart means something."

Holly while pointing:  "This first heart means I love my mom, second heart I love my dad and the third heart means I love Vickie"

Vickie: "Same here with my jacket first heart means I love my mom, second heart I love my dad and the third heart means of course I love Holly"

Earl: "And the fourth heart ?"

Holly and Vickie simultaneously:  "and our fourth hearts

 we love Earl"

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The Phonies

Yes, this blog is about phonies I had known. The first one is my late toxic uncle who always pretends he had a lot of money. If that were the case why did he always watch football games on tv? Instead of buying tickets. The reason he came to our house because the ballgames he likes are usually blocked in his hometown. So he watches them on our tv in our hometown.

Another phony is my toxic uncle's wife, my aunt of course pretending to do a book of crossword puzzles in ink. She would tear the answer pages of the puzzle book and give them to my mom. Oh common now anybody can see through that one.She had two copies of the same puzzle book and one with all the answers already filled out. Go ahead and pretend to do the puzzles in ink  sitting in the chair with an ink pen No one can possibly know everything especially the science, math and history questions.

Another phony was my brother just because I have pass the navy test at the recruiting office he told me that the test was phony. Why would they give me a fake test?  Most part of the test I had pass on was the math problems and I was accepted.Downgrading others to make one  look good does not go well with me.They had a draft law in place during the 1960's so I would have wound up in the armed forces anyway.

Finally another phony using someone else's facebook account and posing as that person. What tip me off was the mispelling of words he posted and emailed to me. Blaming others for problems he  cause for himself does not go well with me either. Trying convince his girlfriend that everyone hates her, so she'll have no choice but go to him for support. Oldest trick in the book and his girlfriend fell for it. 

He likes to live in a gangstr rap fantasy instead of facing reality.Of course he thinks  to himself as cool , but  sane adults see him as a drunked  idiot.I did not only block his account but his IP address as well. No matter who he poses as, he can't get in.

Same Title Different Genres (6 songs)

I do not know why songs that sound different have the same titles anyway use your back arrow key to choose another song.

          First here is a music video by Tony! Toni! Tone!

                Doesn't Rain In Southern California


Now below is the  song with the same title but a rock and roll version and with different lyrics:

         Doesn't Rain In Southern California R & R 


The pop(ular) version by Liz Gillies of a song titled "You Don't Know me":
                   You Don't Know Me by Liz Gillies


Here is the song with the same title but a country version and again with different lyrics:  
         You Don't Know Me (country) Ray Charles


This following song is titled "True Love"  by Ariana Grane: 
                    True Love By Ariana Grande


Finally the song with same title "True Love"   but by the 101 strings and sung by Joni James and again with different lyrics and more sentimental :
           True Love by 101 strings and Joni James. 

Call me a sentimental bitch but I prefer the even number songs.The ones in this case before 1979  :)

Precious In Doggie Heaven

This is Precious talking: Doggie heaven is like earth, except here, us dogs do not need any human help. We just  think of what we need , and it suddenly appears in front of us; Like a comfortable bed for example, or maybe even a big juicy steak.Creating things just from mere thought.Heck, we can even visit other planets! Here in doggie heaven we have unlimited power.

Of course I am not the only dog here. Bear and Nike are also in doggie heaven and they are the jokers of  our group. Not only can they create things  with mere thoughts like I can, but also like me they can cause events to happen on the planet earth.

One day Bear and Nike convinced the earth human Sam to fill all his pockets and his pants with bananas and to walk inside a monkey cage. As it turns out later that day Sam married one of the monkeys. :) 

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